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Jm: bish it's literally 1 in the fucking morning and you decide to upload now AT THIS HOUR

Me: STFU you gon' wake everyone

Jm: i need my beauty sleep

Me: then why tf you up then?

Jm: .......

Me:.......

Jm:👁️_👁️

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Jm:👁️_👁️

Me: ...... 👁️_👁️....➖_➖.....👁️_👁️

Jm: ....... ✨BaBy iM nOt eVen hEre..I'm hAlUcInaTiOn✨

Me:....Chile anyways so-

ShOweR tHouGhTs 💭

Me: why does your conscious speaks your mother tongue better than you?

Jm: bish you serious?

Jk: now that you mention it-

Nmj: w-

Jin: no shut your mouth

Nmj: but i didn't even say anything yet-

Jin: just shut up

Yng: wait why are we even awake

Jm: this deadass here thought it'd be a good idea to upload at 1 am

Tae: where's yeotan?

Me: I'm here asking a question, wainting for my answer, hoseok there is literally drinking a whole gallon of sprite, and you here asking where your dog is?

Tae: yes now where is he

Ytn: dethashfwoofksl githyoashoofmiwoofjfjdk

Jm: he's under you, hoe

Tae: what do you mean- OH MY GAWD YEOTAN ARE YOU OKAY?? IM SO SORRY

Ynt: you farted on my face dumb bitch, it stinks as hell what did you eat for dinner seriously i almost died

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