Ahhh what a beautiful day, the sun shining the birds singing and-
Jm: bish wut, nah you mean the rain outside, there's no bird singing and it's not a wonderful day
Bish are you narrator or somethin' I'm the narrator here not you
Jm: well too bad
Bdjsjshskzidhhdksidhlshxjdhjdh
Jk: I really wanna know to who you're talking to
Tae: yeah me too tell him/her to appear pleeeeeaaaaase
Jm: sure why not
In you're dream I'm not doing that 😑
Jm: do it or I'll annoy you more
Still nah
Jm: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why the hell you did that for my poor earseu
Jm: that's what you got now show yourself
Ugh fine 😒
Poof
Me: there happy now?
Jm: see it wasn't that difficult
Me: i-
Jk: so you're the magic fairy?
Me: huh? No I'm the narrator
Tae: wut do ya mwean narrator?
Me: basically I do things like "what a wonderful day the boys are having so much doing some funny things and blabla" that pretty it and I know everything that you do in this house but now that I'm in my normal self I don't what happening in the kitchen, toilets, bedroom-
Jm: cut your shit I've had enough, so basically you're a stalker
Me: bish i- nevermind
Jin: okay so not to mention that we were here the whole time
Hsk: hi there
Yng: yo
Me: oh hi there wait where's namjoon?
Jin: now that you mention it, where is he?
BOOM
Jk: what was that?
Tae: it came from the kitchen
Me: don't tell me
Yng: everyone in the kitchen now
🌸In the kitchen🌼
Jin: sweet Jesus cough cough namjoon cough what in the world were you doing in the kitchen Cough
Yng: oh my god namjoon
Me: oh my gooooooood~~~
Yng: shut up
Me: rude 😑
Nmj: oh hey guys didn't see you there
Tae: the hell you were doing?
Hsk: what is all this mess
Nmj: I tried to cook something but ended up burning the food and it exploded
Everyone except namjoon: YOU WHAT
Me:
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Yng: wait this makes no sense how in the world you cook in the cooking pot and in exploded?
Jm: well first of all I'll suggest you learn how to cook then you'll have your answer
Hsk: jimin not now
Jm: listen here HoESuCK don't tell me what to do ok
Tae: oh please don't start a fight right
Me: you guys literally fight for stupid reasons
Jk: you shut up
Me: how rude you-
Jk: listen here you listen you insect-
Jin: SHUT THE F🎶❇️✳️ UP
......
Jin: namjoon should we talk a little 🙃
Hsk: aight imma head out
Yng: yeah me too, I have to change into a rock bye bish
Jk: I remember umm my homework of ummm science annnnd uhhh an essay on how to be a banana milk sooo yeah bye
Tae: dude what homework?
Jm: me too I have to go on Google and uhhhh search how to be taller so have a nice day bye
Me: the hell guys 🤦. Weelllllll ummm I have to you know haha haaa bye
Nmj: nooo don't leave meeeeeee
Hsk: good luck soldier you'll need it
Tae: you'll forever be in our heart
Yng: it was nice being with you
Jk: don't worry hyung I'll make sure to kill your Krabs one by one till nothing
Jm: dude 😦
Me: sigh it's not funeral y'know but yeah when eomma Jin is angry you better dashi run run 🏃🏃🏃🏃
Jm: goodbye, au revoir, adios ✌️
Door closing
Jin: so 🙃 namjoon 🙃
Nmj: I'm sorry
Jin: I 🙃 already 🙃 told 🙃 you🙃 not 🙃 to🙃 touch 🙃 anything 🙃 from🙃 the 🙃 kitchen 🙃 didn't I?
Nmj: gulp
Meanwhile author and the boys playing videos while eating snacks
How many times I told you not to touch anything from the kitchen now look what you did clean up this mess you egg head before I bring my sandals and hit you.
