Sander Sides Oneshots

dove on the couch?

Virgil pov - 

I'm half laying on the couch in the common room, scrolling through tumblr, listening to music with one earbud in. 

I hear the flapping of wings and see a blur of white out of the corner of my eye. I look over to my right and see a white dove sitting on the couch, with a letter addressed to me in its beak. 

I wearily, slowly inch my hand forward to grab the letter, all while staying as far away from it as possible. 

I don't like birds. 

I quickly grab the letter and pull my hand back. 

The dove continues to sit there calmly. I open the letter and see it's from roman, it says 'you are invited on a date. Meet me in the imagination at 6:30. -love, Roman'. 

Of course roman would send me a letter with a dove. 

I slowly get up off the couch and walk slowly to the stairs, staying as far away from the bird as I can. I successfully make it to the stairs and sprint up them. 

I'm not worried about the bird. I'm sure someone else will take care of it. Logan will know what to do, and if Patton finds it I'm sure he will call Logan to help him. 

Logan pov - 

I walk into the common room to retrieve a book I had left in there earlier that day, and I see a dove sitting on the couch. Why am I the one who always has to deal with this sort of thing.

*A/N - I thought that this was hilarious so I had to write it - 2/15/2020*