Songs of war short stories

Backstage stuff

Note: this may contain some blunt language such as crap and frick, but no swear words

Me: hello readers! In this chapter, I'll be writing stuff in a "truth or dare" style—so, uh, yea—

Thalleous: WAIT WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

Me: you're in my living room, idiot.

Achillean: wait wut

Me: let me explain. You guys and all the other people here*gestures to all the SoW characters in the room*are from a fantasy series called Songs of War and I teleported you all to my house.

Dwa: uhhhhhhhhh...

Luna: potatoes! *holds out potatoes'

Dwa: NO MY POTATOES GUVE ME BACK MY POTATOES!!! *chases Luna around the room*

Luna: *runs into the lava and then into a couldron which contains water*

Dwa: *runs into the lava*

Game: Dwagon tried to swim in lava.

Me: *smacks head* ok has Dwa respaw—

Thalleous: *digs a chest and finds peas* PEAS!

Also thalleous: D=<<< NO ONLY THALLEOUS OWN BRAND PEAS ALLOWED!!! *crushes the peas*

Me: well there goes the last of the green veggies in this house.

Also me: *looks around the room* AAGH! NIIKA, STOP MURDERING FEESH AND FOISH!

Niika: *clawing at my fish that are "safe" in their tank* wut?

Me: my fish -_-

Niika: fine *pops Feesh into her mouth*

Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE—

Dwa: *respawns* *sees the fish tank* YES WATER! *dives into the tank, splashing all the water, therefore killing Foish*

Me: *turns around because I can't handle the sight of the dead Foish and sees Senn and Ria sharing a tender moment*

*dreamy music plays with that flower filter on*

Senn: Ria, you are more beautiful than all the stars combined

Ria: *hugs Senn*

Me: *making the music stop abruptly* *pukes in my mouth*

Katara(nearby): *yeets Tygren out the window*

Game: Tygren fell from a high place

Me: *walks up* what did I miss?

SeaWing: oh, nothing

Tygren! *respawns* THAT WASN'T NOTHING SHE—*gets yeeted out the window again*

Game: Tygren was killed in pvp combat by Katara.

Me: uhhhhh...sure...

Quinn(from the earlier chapter): uh, Grace, have you seen Saxon?

Me: no

Quinn: oh, ok. Also, have you read this book yet? *pulls a book out of her inventory(how)*

Me: no *grabs it from her*

Saxon: Quinn! *waves*

Quinn: oh, gotta go cya *rushes off to Saxon*

Me: lol *turns to see Tygren being ripped into shreds by Katara* oof what did he ever do to you?

Game: Tygren was killed in pvp combat by Katara

Katara: haven't you read the book yet?

Me: mmmm, yeah, well, your creator didn't exactly finish it yet

Katara: good point *turns her attention back to Tygren who just respawned and is tryIng to crawl away* GET BACK HERE SCUM

Tygren: oh frick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

Me: /kill @tygren

Tygren: *dies*

Game: Tygren was slain by Grace.

Katara: what did you do that for?

Me: to put him out of his misery

Katara:

Also Katara: *YEETS ME OUT OF THE WINDOW—*

Me: flies

Katara: O-O

Me: I'm in creative

Katara: crap

Me: *flies to the front door and opens it* *gets squished under Malaki escaping Igneous*

Igneous: *chases Malaki and runs over me* IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Me: oof

Malaki: NOOOOOOO

Igneousm YESSSSSSS

Me *copies and pastes the noo yess dialogue above 10 times*

Mr Finch: *distant* you disobeyed my wish!

Abbigail: *distant* sorry, I had to go!

Mr finch: what? No, I'm saying that you didn't harvest the sugar canes before you left!

Abbi: -_-

Me: *gets up after being trampled on*

Tygren. *screams*

Me: oh no Katara's at it again poor tygren

Game: Tygren drowned

Me: *enters house and gets the popcorn* hey guys

Everyone: *gets onto my couches and eats popcorn while watching the little texts on the top corner of the screen*

Game: Tygren tried to swim in lava.
Tygren was sliced into pieces.
Tygren was tickled to death.
Tygren fell from a high place.
Tygren was suffocated.
Tygren committed suicide.
Katara was slain by Ty—
Tygren was burned by Karayana .
Tygren was stabbed to death.
Tygren's ears exploded.
Tygren was chopped in half.
*yawn* Tygr—

Trevor: Game, you can't yawn!

Game: oh, yeah. You get the point, Tygren was killed -_-

Me: *glare*

Game: o-oh fine.
Tygren died twenty times during our conversation.
An anvil fell on Tygren
Katara bashed his head in—oh, my.
Tygren was decapitated in different areas.
Tygren was bled out.
Tygren coughed blood.
Tygren was skinned.

Everyone: ooooooooooh...

Game: Tygren died.

Most people: :D

Me: ...

Element animation: *sticks its head around the front door* what's happening?

Everyone: WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Element animation: oh, SoW! I was NOT expecting that to be here! I was only here to inform our subscriber, Limelight, that we posted a new video!

Game: ElementAnimation has left the game.

Everyone: *slowly looks at me*

Me: ...heh heh...this is not what it seems like...

Also me: *panicking* OK THANK YOU READERS FOR READING THIS EDITION OF SOW BACKSTAGE STUFF AND UNTIL NEXT TIME, SEE YA!

*fades to black as Quinn starts interrogating me about element animation*

Note: credit to Leaf and Dwa and Luna and Seawing and Katara bc I "used" them in here, tell me if you don't want me to and I'll delete it...

Lol I just realised how I wrote this on a writing frenzy when nothing I write really makes sense usually when that happens I edit it but I'm not bothered here