How to capture a Kaoru

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In front of Kaoru's room.

Butch: Hey everybody. Butch here. Today I'm trying to  catch my friend for Miya cuz apparently Kao decided to do a last minute ditch before her besties dragged her to the mall to dress her up for some party.

Kaoru from inside her room: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Butch: Ok. First get some snacks. Then a fluffy blanket. Lastly, SAY SCREW IT AND KICK DOWN THE DOOR. *kicks open the door*

Kaoru: WTF *hisses*

Butch: ALRIGHT B*TCH LET'S GO NOW!!!

Kaoru: NO!!! I'M NOT GOING TO THAT STUPID PARTY!!!

Butch: OH MY GOD. Look I'll let you wear my favorite hoodie.

Kaoru:... 2 weeks and we have a deal.

Butch: I thought you don't care about deals.

Kaoru: If the deal involves my favorite things, I'll care.

Butch: ok. Will you go the mall with your friends now?

Kaoru: Hmmm. Let me think. No. POTATO ATTACK!!! *takes out a potato and chucks it at Butch* 

Butch *gets hit*: AH F*CK NOT AGAIN!! WHERE THE F*CKING HELL DO YOU GET THE POTATOES FROM?!?!?!

Kaoru: NONE OF YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS!!!

Butch: THAT'S IT!!!*drags Kaoru out of her room*

Kaoru: AAAAAAHH!!! Oh God. HELP ME, I'M BEING DRAGGED TO HELL!!!

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