GET THE FLAME THROWER

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Butch: Kao! Where the f*ck are you!

Kaoru: Up here!

Butch *looks up and see Kaoru in the corner of the ceiling in a spider like position*: Why the f*ck you're up there?

Kaoru: Spider under the table.

Butch: BC get down from there. It's a small spider, it can't hurt you.

Kaoru: Well, the one under the table can!

Butch: WHAT?! How! *frustrated sigh* Ok, I'll  look under the table and if it's harmless then you get down from there, ok?

Kaoru: K.

Butch: God. *whispering to himself* and I though the Blues were the scaredy cats.

Kaoru: I HEARD THAT!!!

Butch: Yea yea. Whatever. *looks under the table*

This is what Butch saw.

Butch: HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SHIT!!! What the hell is that!

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Butch: HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SHIT!!! What the hell is that!

Kaoru: That's the spider I'm talking about! Now go get my katana!

Butch: TF?!? WE DON'T NEED A KATANA!! WE NEED A F*CKING FLAME THROWER!!!

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