How to get out of a kidnapping

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Kaoru: *Tied up in a black van* Are we there yet?

Kidnapper: No.

~Not even 5 minutes later~

Kaoru: Are we there yet?

Kidnapper: No. Not yet.

Kaoru: *inhales* ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?! ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?! ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!! ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?

Kidnapper: DEAR GOD. *pulls over, opens the door, and unties Kaoru* OUT!

Kaoru: Aight. *gets out*

Kidnapper: *gets back in the van and drives away*

Kao: Wait...HOW AM I GONNA GET BACK HOME?!

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