Wildchild *book one*

God who got his butt kicked

Carson p.o.v
'This might not end well' I thought, looking at Fury.
"Stark, why is there a seven year old little girl here?" He asked, calmly. Tony's gonna be a smartass now, great.
"I adopted her, Nick, but I'm pretty sure you already knew that,"
"Well Stark, when I first heard about this, I was rather surprised and was hoping it wasn't true. That, though, does not seem to be the case," he said, glancing at me. I smiled innocently.
"How you doing, Nicky?" I asked, aware I was cheeking the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. 
Fury looked shocked. "How the hell do you..." he started. But I jumped in.
"Nicholas J Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D, quote 'the spy', your secrets have secrets, you also look a lot like Mace Windu, only your missing an eye," I said, smirking. "I looked at your file, I looked at all the files. Phase two was very interesting to read. I'm a hacker, Fury, I know everything about  S.H.I.E.L.D, like I told these guys, you need better security," I finished. Fury looked furious pun intended  and the avengers looked proud.
"You read all our files?" Fury finally asked. I shrugged.
"Pretty much, some of them I just glanced at,"
Tony spoke up. "Look Fury, I know I'm an avenger, but I wasn't about to leave Carson with her mother or in an orphanage, whether you like it or not, she stays," he said in a 'and that's final' tone. Fury sighed and nodded.
"I can see that I can't do anything about this, but it would be much appreciated if Carson would help us with a new security system," 
I shrugged. "Shouldn't be too hard, I created my own security system on my computer,"
"So that's why I couldn't get on," Tony said, in realisation. I turned to him.
"You WHAT! Stark you are so dead,"
"Honey, you are a Stark," Clint reminded me.
"Oh yeah, forgot, well in that case, Anthony you are so dead,"
"Crap," he said, before taking off. I waved bye to Fury before tearing after him.

*one week later*
Bruce p.o.v 
After a lot of arguing, I was left to watch Carson while the others were gone. I'd tried to protest, what if the other guy came out? But the others said I'd be fine. 
Tony had gone to a press conference, much to his dismay, Pepper had made him, Steve, Nat and Clint were on missions while Pepper, Rhodes and Happy were at work.
"Doctor Banner, Thor has just arrived and he has brought a guest," Jarvis said. I looked up from my work, as always, I was in the lab. I'd wanted to spend time with Carson, so I decided to quickly finish this as it was extremely important, and  then we could do something, just the two of us.
"Right, I'd better go find him then," I muttered, leaving the lab. Thor was in the kitchen, eating Carson's pop tarts. She was not going to be pleased, kid has a weird obsession with them. Tony figured they'd bond over it somehow.
"You might regret eating those, they're Carson's," I said, effectively surprising the Norse God.
"Banner, where are the others?"
"Tony's in Tokyo and Nat, Steve and Clint are on a mission,"
"And what about this Carson?" Came another voice, right Thor's guest. Hang on, I know that voice. I turned and I saw...
Loki.
"Jarvis, contact the others now," I ordered, trying to remain calm. I had to remind myself that I could not EVER hurt Carson. Even if I was trying to protect her from the God of Mischief.
"Of course, sir,"
I spun around to face Thor. "What the hell is he doing here?!"

*four hours later*
"So, this was your father's great idea?" I asked, sarcasm clear in my words. Thor nodded. We all glared.
"Thor, he can't stay here, especially not now," Tony said. Thor looked confused.
"Why, what's happening now?"
As if on cue, Carson came rushing in.
"Uncle Bruce, are we going to...what the...?" she trailed off, staring at the scene in front of her.
"Is this Carson?" asked Loki, looking at her, smirking. Carson copied.
"Is this the God that got his butt kicked?" She asked, instantly wiping the smirk off Loki's face. Thor laughed.
"I like her," 
Carson smiled at him. "Everyone does," She walked over to him. "Hi, I'm Carson Stark, you must be Thor,"
"Stark?" He asked, casting his gaze towards Tony.
"Well, technically, I'm adopted," Carson said. Thor nodded.
"Well, daughter of iron, it is a pleasure to meet you"
"The pleasure is all mine, son of Odin,"

Thor p.o.v 
The young Stark was a surprise, but a pleasant one for sure. She had a lot of similarities to us all.
"WHO ATE MY POP TARTS!?" 
Including my love for pop tarts it seemed.
"Thor did it!" Numerous voices replied. Uh oh. Roger's had told me about her type of revenge, the Black Widows hair was still green at the ends.
"Odinson, prepare to die," she warned, I took off. I really shouldn't have eaten her pop tarts