Fundy's very normal life

CHP.1: I love you...

It was a normal day in Katy Perry's house, she was cooking for dinner, till her doorbell rang. She went to see, when she found Fundy in front of her.

-F-Fundy??- Said Katy, really confused as why would he go to her house.

-I... broke up with Dream...-

-Damn that sux, anyways wanna go in and talk about it?-

-Sure, why not, as he kicked me out of the house and kept the 7 little foxes we had-

-Well, divorce is divorce lol-

-Die- He said in a real mad tone mixed with sadness

-Thx-

Once letting Fundy in her house they talked about what would happen if Bulgaria disappeared of the map and- wait shit I forgot the script.
Ok yh they talked about the divorce and blah blah blah.

-Hey, Katy?-

-What Furry, I mean Fundy?-

-Can I stay in your house for some time?-

-Sure why not-

-Oh yay, where do I sleep?-

-In the dog's house-

-Wait what? Am I not gonna sleep with you?-

-I mean... if you want teehee UwU- Said as her face turned as red as a tomato, literally, she turned into a tomato.

-Wh- whoa Katy... I didn't know you could turn into a tomato... hot-

-O-oh... are we about to...?-

-Oh yes we are-

Fundy got close to Katy, same as her, took eachothers hand, and started making out passionately. Fundy experienced her warm tomato lips, touching his furry lips full of hair that made his friend thought it was dick hait bc it was always in his mouth and he liked to sux dick much.

But Katy started getting too carried away, but Fundy stopped her.

-FUNDY WHAT THE FUCK MAN?- Said with great angriness and annoyance.

-I dont think this will work out...-

-WDYM?-

-Idk... it's just we dont go too along...-

-K I accept that fact, I mean, I am Katy Perry, while you are Fundy, like, tf? How do we even go together?-

-Lol fr-

-Lol-

-Anyways can I stay in- -

-No-

-WHY-

-Go away, I dont want a gay furry ass that don't want me in mah house-

-Damn, homophobe and a non-furry supporter? Gurl im exposing you twitter-

-WAIT NO U CAN STAY PLS-

-Nah gurl, too late, going to see Ranboo now-

-WAAAAAAA, I DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS- Said Katy in a annoying ass voice god I wish she died here

-Shut up crybaby-

-WAAAAAAAA- -

Katy's crying stopped suddenly, yellow blood, wait wtf yellow blood? Anyways Yellow blood came out of Katy's mouth and her million dollar pussay.

-Wh-why fundy....-

-For being an annoying bitch-

-Damn, I like you...-

-I don't-

-Suck... my dick...-

-With pleasure- -

But then saw Katy's dead body laying with yellow blood- oh wait shit it's not blood its pee, welp, she died with her last words saying "Suck my dick". Damn what a embarrassing way to have your last words when you die by pee loss. 💀🤚
Fundy got happy, and stole Katy's car to go to Ranboo's house to tell him he killed the one and only, Katy Perry...