Fire Emblem Three Houses Group Chat

5 years later

BrownBiBoi: omfg I was looking thru my phone and found thins that

Gorlwithteeth: omg I remember thisss

Genderaid: ah, the good old days

Ingrid: 4 u

Tokoboi: broo I spent like half of my day on this chat. Why is it my most prominent high school memory

CEO_of_depression: who tf r u

Tokoboi: Caspar

CEO_of_depression: omfg I forgot u changed ur name 2 that

BrownBiBoi: speaking of inaccurate names, mr got therapy, ur seems 2 make the list!

CEO_of_depression: pppfffff stop iiiit

Girl_InRed: can confirm u r 5% more barbel now

CEO_of_depression: no shit we never talk

FUCKYOU: NO NO No

Tokoboi: was wrong, bby gorl?

FUCKYOU: NO! FUUCK! Claude u can go fucking die in a whole! I thought I was rid of that fucking boar

CEO_of_depression: luv u 2, bro

BrownBiBoi: I'm surprised that u didn't just ignore us

Gorlwithteeth: ah, but see, when Felix is mad, he needs 2 make it everybody's business

Sad-flirty-boi: ok but I feel a name change is in order 4 me

GodsChild: DID U AND FELIX BREAKE UP!!!!!!???

Taken-flirty-boi changed their name to "Engaged-flirty-boi"

Engaged-flirty-boi: no

FUCKYOU: ya had 2 tell ''em like this huh

Tokoboi: personally I can't think of a better way, but also HOLY SHIT CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

Genderaid: OMFG WHO PROPOSED!!!

Engaged-flirty-boi: me

FatherSeteth: I am very happy 4 u!!

FreshFishFlyin: yAY!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Grasshopper: I'm so happy 4 u!!

CEO_ofMuskrat-lungs: ew happiness 🤢

BrownBiBoi: Hubie in a nutshell ^

Genderaid: ok what else has happened well we were out of touch??

ThatHoe: well, I launched my fashion line, and Maryanne is being rly nice and helping me a ton w that

GodsChild: how fun!!

BrownBiBoi:I've just been sitting here, and being queer

Ingrid: that will b the official vibe

Cake-begood: any objections?

CEO_of_depression: if someone objects the there will b murder

Girl_inRed: ah so u haven't completely changed

Grasshopper: we're all just wholesome besties

Tokoboi: I can't hear u, but u sound like ur being held hostage rn

Grasshopper: ya know, ur not let wrong

B-E-A-S-T: U VOLUNTEERED

Grasshopper: to try ONE recipe

BrownBiBoi: mf has Ingnaz reenacting every episode of Pokémon that has Mallow in it

Gorlwithteeth: who's mallow

CEO_ofMuskrat-lungs: she's not prom the gen 1 anime so it's not important

Joseph-HOEstar: ofc ur a gen 1er

Tokoboi: she's from the sun and moon anime

Gorlwithteeth: ah, gotcha

Tokoboi: some ppl r being mean and not responding!!

GodsChild: well some of us r very busy now

Father_Seteth: yes, and some people might not even have the chat now

Tokoboi: no but I'm actually sitting rn next 2 Lindheart and he refuses 2 respond

Genderaid: that's not very cash money of him

Girl_inRed: well this was fun

BrownBiBoi: as far as class reunions go, this one has 2 b the best if history

FUCKYOU: r we finally fucking done with this shit??

Tokoboi: who knows?? Only time will tell

Ingrid: well I hated this 4 so long, but now I feel like I'm gunna miss it:(

Engaged-flirty-boi: OMG U MISS US!!!!

Ingrid: if I could fucking punch u rn

CEO_of_depression: well, we didn't end up killing Edelgard, but this was very epic

CEO_of_depression has left "Seteth's mermaid friends (Lorenz is a bitch)"

All members of Seteth's mermaid friends (Lorenz is a bitch)" have left the chat

OMG I can't believe this is over nowwww!! I ended it cuz I just wasn't updating anymore, so I was just like "let's give it an ending and b done"
I probably forgot some ppls name changes, or exactly how it was spelled, but give me some slack, it's pretty hard 2 remember

I wanna thank y'all 4 staying here through all the cringe, memes, and Claude/Sylvix favoritism. This was very fun 2 write, and it's crazy 2 think that when I wrote this I hadn't even started the blue lions (my second play through) and now I'm on my third play through (btw if y'all r trying 2 do Edlegrad's rout, u have to b support B with her, I didn't know and I'm stuck in the church rout 🥲) anyway this was rly fun,,, byeeeeeeee