BrownBiBoi: Today Ingrid made fun of me for eat Tai noodles with chopsticks....????
ProBitch: no, I was making fun of you for putting chopsticks in ur mouth and acting like a walrus
SavigeAF: the disrespect. Ingrid is no longer a mood
B-E-A-S-T: okey but were did u get Tai noodles that sounds good
SleepingGay: do y'all mind I'm trying to SLEEP
GodsChield: sorry for disturbing you 😢
Smolnis: mercy don't cry
GodsChield: I'll try I'm really sry Linhardt
SleepingGay: Mercy ur fine the rest of u are bitches who don't understand the concept of BEUTY SLEEP I need a clear complexion if I'm going to get a boyfriend. Now more than ever. With the pandemic, I can only flirt online, and my phone camera is shit so I need to look extra fly.
That_hoe: Preach!
FlutterShy: Hildy why are you flirting? 😢
That_hoe: oh no sweetie I was just agreeing with him I don't flirt with anybody but u 😘
FlutterShy: ^\\\\^
Ikilledurmom: can y'all gays talk about that somewhere else?🤮
Dedude: BITCH U WANNA DIE!?
Lesbian_woman: *cracks knuckles*
BrownBiBoi: shut up Hubert ur mom buys u Mega Blocks instead of LEGOs
Ikilledurmom: U TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU PEACE OF MUSKRAT LUNG!!!
BrownBiBoi: no
Lesbian_woman: muskrat lung??
QueenAXEkiller: he's just been saying that idk
Ikilledurmom: u are all tainted souls who shall sell your brains to the hall of bagels if you don't get on the muskrat lung train now!
SavigeAF: I'll hop on
Ikilledurmom: not u ur annoying
SavigeAF: ur cancelled
SleepingGay: I'll hop on the muskrat lung train if it means y'all will shut the fuck up
ProBitch: that's valid
QueenAXEkiller: I'm not hoping that's sketchy
BrownBiBoi: Edelgard do be spitting fax
That_hoe: I'm staying away from that train for now
Gorlwithteeth: lol without context this conversation is like super wacc
CEO_of_depression: this conversation is wacc even with context
Ikilledurmom changed their name to "CEOof_muskrat-lungs"
Gorlwithteeth: how u do dat☹️
IgNOTstupid: I also regret my name it makes no sense
Ferdinand-von-Aegir: lol my name will never be changing. It is already perfect
BetterTHANU: mood
CEOof_muskrat-lungs: lol ima kill my cat 😂
FlutterShy: BITCH IF YOU EVAN FUCKING SCRACH A FLY I WONT HESITATE TO FUCKING END U!!!!😡🤬😡❤️🐱
That_hoe: that's my gf
Shygal:): ........same
B-E-A-S-T: go off girl
Flirting-master69: man why do all the girls gatta be gay not that I don't support y'all
FUCKYOU: let's be honest Sylvain is the only straight one
Flirting-master69: not even. I'm bi
QueenAXEkiller: aren't we all tho?
BrownBiBoi: fax
FlutterShy: I'm pan
Time skip
IgNOTstupid: I finally found out how to change my name! Any suggestions?
Cake-begood: taproot Mose
Joseph-HOEstar: or not that
Smolnis: I want a toco but all the toco places are closed. Frick u virus
QueenAXEkiller: how do u be so soft tho
Jarelt-fangirl54: I have a suggestion. Spider-Man
Flirting-master69: why tho
Joseph-HOEstar: spider-man do be vibing tho
IgNOTstupid: I feel like I don't pass the spider-man vibe check
GodsChield: how about a different bug than?
IgNOTstupid: grasshopper-man
Garelt-fangirl54: here me out, just"grasshopper"
CEO_of_depression: low key why dose Ignatz look like a grasshopper now👀
IgNOTstupid, changed their name to "Grasshopper"
Flirting-master69: bet
Gorlwithteeth: how u do that!!??😭😭😭
BrownBiBoi: no one tell her!!! You have to figure it out as a right of passage
Gorlwithteeth: but why don't I get rights!?
BrownBiBoi: I ask the same thing every day
Lesbian_woman: lol I am feeling the same way
Dedude: ok but like.....bet
SleepingGay: SHUT UP UR MUTHER FUCKING ASSES UP RIGHT NOW OMFG!!!!!
SavigeAF: mood
YOU ARE READING
Fire Emblem Three Houses Group Chat
FanfictionModern AU were the students have a group chat. There will be a lot of dead memes if you are reading this in the future. Credit to @arianharn for the idea. They made one just like it but bnha it's called "bnha text thing (title 100)" Also I ship some...
