The island in the mist~ Lams

SPOOF Chapter 2- The Hurricane

A/N: This cool video has me dancing ti'll dawn- Ok, my idea is replacing what someone is saying with the next lyric, whatever thing (?, !, ., or,) is at the end of the sentence will stay there, and if there's a dash (Ex. H-his) then it'll also stay there. AnYwAyS any word that is discussing will be there, so, um, if you get discussed then.... the words Foot Crust will be repeated a lot, and the sentence Get up shorty, so, if you don't like that then you can leave, it's fine if you do, enjoy the weirdness:

"Well now you know your grandma found the wigs!" I heard, I hopped out of my bed, the slight pitter patter i heard when I went to sleep was now 50 raindrops hitting a tiny surface in one second, I could barely see.

"Your family gives you tumors every year!" James shouted to me, he was holding Jack's hand who was only 8, he grabbed my hand and led me outside but it was no better, how could we ever get to the hill? James handed me a pencil, I put it to my Temple and thought.

"We're crazy for lovin', crazy for cats," I said, James went to the door and ripped it out, we placed it on where the road should be, the current pushed us to the hill when we all got on.

"Get up shorty," Jack said to me, looking up at me, he reached his hand for mine, I grabbed it and squeezed it.

"You can find me on the floor trippin' kids" I said very seriously to him.

"Novocaine is your friend (it's a drug that numbs pain in a certain part of a body)" He said, looking deeply into my ugly eyes.

"Get up shorty?" James asked, we looked at him, he was pointing at something so our heads followed his finger. I gasped and covered Jack's eyes, even if he was nine years younger than me, he didn't reach two digits and that is when you learn how cruel the world is.

A house was being torn from the ground, it was in front of us, now beside us and now, behind us. Crack Creak. The house tour apart and summoned a big wave, I held Jack's hand tighter. People in my village said that I was brave but I was the opposite, I was stupid, ugly and scared but today, I was going to save my siblings.

"F-foot crust?" Jack looked at me.

"My archers were scaly," I said quickly, trying to sound convincing.

"Foot crust!" Jack said happily.

"Dude, they get it," I decided that I would follow James to safety and Jack would be on my shoulders. James swam to a house that was very stable-looking while screams of help pierced my ears.

"Cry baby right before you drown," I shouted through the sound of rain hitting glass and metal, the screams got louder. I tried, with all my might to swim to James, his hand was held out, he was in the house.

"(Oh oh) Get down!" James called, I was being pushed too far away from James by the current, I was making my way through the water but I wasn't getting any closer to James. I felt Jack grab me tighter.

"Get down," He said quietly, I felt his grasp soften. "Try a muffin dropped on the ground, yeah," I started to swim in place, Jack let go but I held his arm tightly.

"(Oh oh) Get down!" I called, tears streamed from my eyes.

"Got a feather in my pocket tied to my ponytail and I threw out my fresh eggs to help my friend Laverne?" Jack asked.

"Feel popular instead of doing puppet things," Jack said.

"I remember she liked a guy with a baby bird!" I shouted, my eyesight was getting foggy, I could barely hear James calling me.

"I say oh, oh, oh eh-eh, choo-choo go," Jack said, tears coming from his eyes.

"No one hock a loogie in my cup," I said, trying to stay afloat.

"Yeah this cool song gotcha dacin' till dawn," Jack said.

"Foot crust," I said, something flew over me and crashed into a house, the house that James was in.

The piece of metal hit the window of the house James was in, I heard his scream disappear.

"I say oh, oh, oh eh-eh, choo-choo go!" I shouted, pain came to my left right eye. I wailed in pain.

"N-no one hock a loogie in my cup?" I screamed through the pain.

"Y-yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn," I panicked and pressure hit my head and everything went black.

*time skip brought to you by- me, I can tell you how much you are gay in percentages*

I opened my left eye, I could see a piece of wood below me, my right eye hurt and would not open.

"Yeah, I found this old not in my creepy house?" I whispered to myself, I sat up, now on my knees, I could feel sand through some object on me, what were they called? Oh yeah, clothes. who said that, was that me, my voice sounds weirrd... I looked around, now on my feet, I was on an unfamiliar island covered in trees of all types -palm, spruce, a sycamore, possibly basswood and maybe more- and other plants, -grass spread across the dirt, little plants surrounding trees, if I could see the spruces, they would probably have ferns- there was a tall hill, tall enough to be a mountain, clouds surrounded the mountain so the top was unseen, were clouds edible?

"Like that Star Trek when they found those tribbles. What? Ew, why is it funny when I pike you in the chin? I can't love him if he bought an album for my birthday at the dollar store..." I mumbled to myself. Now to open my eye. I closed my eyes, maybe if I open one, the other opens.

Something flashed before my eyes, I was holding a... Book, and the... The cover was brown, it was filled with- uhh... pages, a voice broke the silence.

"[Flute solo] Killed it, come one."

"Oh, oh, oh eh-eh, choo-choo go, wait don't go into that room. Oh, oh, oh eh-eh, choo-choo go, does anyone have a paperclip? Oh, oh, oh eh-eh, choo-choo go, is spontaneous combustion like the real thin? Oh, oh, oh eh-eh, choo-choo go." The voice said, was it female or male? The voice sounded like mine and was a deep tone...? I opened my eye, trying to open my right eye, everything was kind of foggy when further away.

Then suddenly it hit me, no, two things hit me. A bird crashed into my head, it landed on my head and stayed there, I could see a combination of white and black feathers and light blue feathers on my head. I felt something sharp pierce the top of my skull.

"Dope rhymes from my dope girl, running like a lion runs across a Serengeti, if I stumble I could tumble, and throw up all my spaghetti!" I shouted at the bird, wait, bird. If an animal is alive, I will be, even if I don't find fresh water, I can drink the blood of animals! So Big Brain, was Big Brain my name? Where else have I heard it? I think that I need to know its gender first, maybe I could find a name that is gender-fluid! Like... Alex! I'm remembering things already.

"But I shouldn't so I shan't, you know I won't because I can't, if I can make it to the station, there's a train to take me back," I said, the bird squawked happily, as if to understand me.

[Pre-chorus]

Sit me on a train

Rolling fast but I feels no pain

And not sleeping in a tree

There we go, beautiful, it's confusing, just the way I like to write :}