In accordance to thy Holy Bible, the Eighth of thy Ten Commandments:
"Thou shall not steal."
Said the preacher on the radio.
(Telephone rings.)
"Don't get me wrong, love..."
*nervous laugh*
"I did not meant to be a sinner."
"But, guess what?"
*sigh*
"I'm going to hell."
*ends call*
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c Stealing Escapades
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