it's incorrect quotes but with the zombie apocalypse au.
haha funny time
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Tubbo: I dare you to-
Wilbur, Techno and Phil: Tommy isint allowed to accept dares.
Tommy: Apparently i 'have no regard for my personal safety'
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Tubbo: *Stabbing zombies with a glitter pen and then writing his name on them*
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Tommy: Time sensitive question how flirt girl
Techno: throw rocks at she
Wilbur: Hot dog
Tubbo: Kill her
Tommy: thank you
Phil, watching from his 'desk' with a picture of mumza(how do you spell her name help): What.
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Phil: Do you like my outfit! :D
Wilbur:Not as much as i like what's underneath it(no this isint a ship fuck you)
Phil: Wilbur i am your f-
Wilbur: I need your chair, get up.
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Tommy: Rules were made to be broken!
Techno, taping tommys arm together: Yeah, well bodies weren't!
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Tommy, pre-zombification: I wasn't hurt that bad!
Tommy, pre-zombification: Techno said all the bleeding was internal!
Tommy, pre-zombification: Thats where all the blood is supposed to be!
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Wilbur: Tell me one time i haven't acted professionally!
Techno: You're holding a juice box right now.
Wilbur: It's to stop me from spilling my juice!
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Tubbo: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life...
Techno and Wilbur:Never become a surgeon.
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Tommy: Did Phil just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Tubbo: Yeah.
Tommy: and did i just flip him off?
Tubbo: Yeah.
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Phil, seeing Tommy as a zombie for the first time: I am at a loss for words!
Tommy, to Tubbo later: Despite being at a loss for words, he yelled about how dumb i was to sacrifice myself for you for the next 45 minutes.
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Dream, sharpening a knife: we have ways of making people talk.
Dream: *gets a slice of cake*
Tubbo: can i have some?
Dream: cake is for talkers.
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Phil: You're smiling..for once...did something nice happen?
Techno: can't i just smile cause i feel like it?
Wilbur: Tommy tripped, fell, leg almost snapped and now he can't get up from the parking lot.
Techno: *bursts into laughter*
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Tubbo: You'll machete through this!
Tubbo: I MEAN MAKE IT FUCK!
*like 2 hours later*
Tommy, being held by tubbo, after sacrificing himself: Welp, i did not machete through it.
Tubbo: TOMMY SToP-
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Idk i thought this would be funny cause i have no chapter ideas cause none of the oneshot books i read updated today
410 words pog
YOU ARE READING
SBI oneshots (NOT BEING UPDATED ANYMORE)
Randompog? idk i felt bored so probably won't update that much ALSO THIS DOES HAVE DSMP SBI IN IT LMAO (NO LONGER BEING UPDATED AS OF 17/8/2022 SORRY!!!) (cover art by me lmao) (Updated cover on 28/7/2021)
