I am shocked. I have so many questions. How did Luca-Chan find out so fast? Does anyone else know? How many threesomes have Edgar Ed and Luca-chan had? Is Luca-chan going to tell anyone? I suddenly get very stressed. What would Edgar do if he found out????? Mid-panic attack I hear Luca-chabs UwU voice soothe me. "Don't worry Ned, the truth is I always liked you more than Ed" Well I suppose that's a relief and now I have a win against my brother. "Infact," Luca-chan says "I also have a secret identity"
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I look at Luca-chan. Her pink sailor outfit. Her bows. but suddenly she rips her pink ponytails of. GASP
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in a deep voice she says "This is the real me innit bruv" tf what am I looking at "This is the real me but ima be Luca-chan to trick people into likin me innit trick them into givin me stuff ya know my g now I know everyones secrets n stuff" woah, I guess that's smart? "Im feelin like ima be a good person innit so ima help you be with dat Edgar painter twink-" "Twink?" "NOTHING, dat dude now what do u want with eddy boi?" I think. "I wanna be his boyf n fuck him a bunch" I figured I should be honest "gettit my g ima help u out OH SHIT EDGARS HERE 1SEC BRUV" and just like that, in seconds, he was back to UwU Luca and left.
Me and Edgar got closer for months, and before I knew it it was Christmas, and I had the perfect present. Luca-chan had mentioned that Edgar likes the woods so I am going to take him to my cabin in the forest for a romantic weekend.
So me and Edgar sit in my car and wait untill we arrive at our destination. "Were here" I say Edgar looks so supprised by the beautiful woods. We start our day by visiting the waterfall, and while in the waterfall we make out and share our hotdogs with eachother. His hotdog is so tasty.
Before we know it it's becoming dark so we head into my cabin. As I walk in I hear. "NED YOU FINALLY CAME BACK WTF I HAD TO EAT A SQUIRREL TO SURVIVE WHY WOULD YOU DO THI- oh hey Edgar my sexy lil boo"
FUCK I forgot this is the same cabin I left Ed in!!! It was so long since the kidnaping I forgot it happened. Edgar looks at me "Ed what's going on" "Ed?? that's Ned IM ed!!!!" I've been caught. "No... this can't be true Ned is dead right?" Edgar says. I start to panic. I've been caught
