Ned Ed and Edgar drama

Nightmare.. or not?

This can't be happening. Just as I got Ed out of the picture Edgar suddenly gets bored of me and goes running back to him? I'm stood alone in Edgar's dorm. He left to find Edgar so quickly he didn't even shut the door behind him. I took my time with Edgar for granted. We could've spent more time together, we could've spoken more, we could've read more Dr Seuss together but we didn't. Is life even worth living anymore? I slowly walk back to my dorm

Ed pov:
I'm finally back to my normal life as the most popular guy in school, everybody loves me and my new dorm mate Kaeya is everything I could ever want in a person... well... not everything. He doesn't have the shorts... or the hat...he's not Edgar. How could Edgar STILL want Ned after everything he did??? No. I have to move on it's for the best. I hear a knock on the door. "I'll get it" Kaeya says
he opens the door and... the shorts.. the hat... it's Edgar!! he came back to me. I have to run over to hi-
"KAEYA" Edgar shouts and jumps into his arms
"kaeya... it's been so long since I've seen you.. Ive missed you every day no one can compare to you. I know I left you for ed but that was the biggest mistake I've ever made. He wasn't even close to being you so please.. take me back"
"Oh..." I say
"Oh!" Edgar says "anyway Kaeya what do you say?"
without hesitation Kaeya says "yes of course!"
They start kissing. This is awkward. Uh oh they're reaching for the Dr Seuss books. I should go. Although they don't seem to mind me being here..... maybe I could stay just a little while. Do they even realize I'm here? I can't control myself around Edgar... no. I have to. I sit on my bed and resist temptation untill I fall asleep.
I wake up in the middle of the night to a light being turned on in the bathroom. It must be Kaeya. I turn to his bed and he's gone but Edgar's still there. this is my chance.

I grab Edgar and run far away. Ned isn't the only one with a cabin in the woods.

It was a long journey but I made it I place Edgar on the floor and tie him up. No one can have you now. Edgar begins waking up.
"where am I.." he mumbled
"why are my arms-" he looks up at me.
"did you..... KIDNAP ME??"
This is bad, I didn't even think about how angry Edgar would be
"uuuuuaaaahhhh~ I'm all tied up and no one can help~"
what.
"good thing there's not rope on my legs"
oh god, is he gonna kick me
"that means my shorts can still slip of"
wait.. does he LIKE being kidnapped??
he stood up and hooked his arms around me and pulled me close to him. I can feel his hotdog rubbing on me. I began to grab my Dr Seuss book when the cabins door flew open