Ned Ed and Edgar drama

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And then Ed explained everything.
I had been caught.
Before I knew it Ed and Edgar were reading doctor suess and I was left to watch from outside. I sigh. My life was going so well. But then it happened. Something amazing. Something so amazing that it could change my life as the unpopular kid. A text. FROM EDGAR!!! It reads "So ummm kidnapping is SUPER HOT like FR and identity theft UGH im moaning just thinking about it.FR SOMEBODY STOP ME THINKING ABOUT THIS UUUGHHH THERE IS SO MUCH MAYONNAISE ON MY HOTDOG RN ne wayz even if you aren't ed YOUR hot dog is also very tasty maybe we could play kidnap with eachother and our hotdogs 😉 and dw ed is dead to me now"
I can't believe this!
EDGAR LOVES ME!!
AND ED IS OUT OF THE PICTURE!!!
I go back to the cabin and we play kidnapping for a LONG time. I now know Edgar is SUPER into kidnapping, he keeps running from me while moaning at the same time.
"Mmmmmm Ned daddy tie me up"
I look around. All I have is some balloons I custom ordered a while ago that says 'lol u got kidnapped'
"Does this work?" I ask
"Ooohhhh yeaaahh" he says
he is moaning ALOT when I tie him up.
"Now chuck me in the chair and show me your hotdog"
I do as he asks and he REALLY likes it.
"ugggghhhh ooohh yeahh I love that Antonio"
I stop.
"What?" I am confused
"Ummm no one I didn't say that Antonio who?"
"I put my hotdog away and go back to my dorm."
When in there I notice Luca-chan in my for"What are you doing here?" I ask
"Well Ed decided he wanted a new roommate so we traded dorms"
I wonder why.
I wonder if Luca-chan knows anything about this 'Antonio'
"Ooohhh he's some tall dude who tried to kidnapp Edgar, he's in the year above us" She says.
Edgar must be in love with him... is that why he made me do all that stuff? I can't believe this. I mean maybe I can just accept it? I don't mind being in a relationship where my partner is madly in love with someone else. I should go see Edgar....

"Heyyy" I say at his dorm.
"oh um hi Ned" he says
I explain to him that I don't mind our situation and before I know it he pushes me down on his bed,starts to part my hair and gives me extensions. Then gets me to play the violin. After that wierd stuff we just do the normal doctor suess reading.

We then fall asleep in his dorm, he is hugging the violin and putting it riiight by his hotdog and in between his hotdog buns. We fall asleep.

I am woken up by banging on Edgar's dorm window.