Maria, showing up in the UK after Alexandra told her Bertie was cheating: What in the fuckboy-ness?
Bertie, looking up: Maria! Thank god!
Bertie: No one understands me!
Maria: Awe, my poor baby.
Maria, holding her arms out: Come on, bring it in
Bertie, going over: Okay
Maria: *slaps him hard*
Bertie, being thrown back slightly: aH!
Maria: What the FUCK kinda idiot you think I am?!
Bertie: Buh-buh-buh I thought we-
Maria: "Buh-buh-buh"! You thought wrong motherfucker!
Maria, going off: See I thought joking about having a threesome with you, me, and Alix (Alexandra's nickname) was fucking funny!
Maria: But then you go and do this dumb shit with some random bitch?!
Maria: YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP!
