AAAA thank you all for your questions! I copied them word for word here! Enjoy this chaos <33
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— alina, do you wish you were with ari instead of luke?
Who's Luke?
HAHAH joshing.
Hmm...I love Luke, I really do. But, if he calls me short one more time (since I'm average height and he's just too tall), I'm taking Ashton's place by Ari's side. I've actually discussed this plan with Ariana, so don't tell Lu. Aight? Nice, thanks hehe
— luke, do you wish you never went for a run that day?
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Uh. No.
Why? I wouldn't have met Alina most likely, so no...wait who's asking? Mom? Look...I know I never left a note saying that I was going on a run but I wasn't thinking and you already scolded me about it those years ago and like I'm a grown man...right? So like, I think we can put that behind us and, besides, you love Alina! I wouldn't have met her if I didn't leave the neighborhood and go on that run. I swear if I ever make another life-changing choice, I'll let you know about it. On that note, Lina's pregnant.
SIKE! Alright, not funny. Love you, mom...haha?
— lina, don't you wish you & ash worked out?
Nah. Ashton will only be the daddy to Ariana and the father to his kids. Uh...yeah. I think we can both agree that he must've been drunk when he thought he liked me. LMAO It's alright though, Luke must not be sober then either. Oh. This all makes sense now. I'm joking. Don't be worried. We're all happy here luvs. Just in short (short? my mind goes to Diana), my humor has gone downhill over the years. Anyway, enough of the rambling, the answer is...um, no.
— calum, ur gf says you have a small dick, this true?
I'm sure the video is still up there somewhere. Decide for yourself, bitch, if you're brave enough. And Jada said that? Bullshit. She's always telling me it's too large, thicc, and voluptuous. Next question.
