Clay: I'm going to the store, is there anything you want, Peril?
Peril: I don't know, my will to live?
Clay: *splashes water* Peril NO!
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Clay: I'm going to the store, is there anything you want, Peril?
Peril: I don't know, my will to live?
Clay: *splashes water* Peril NO!