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WOF fanfics: And then he immediately turned, and saw the most perfect beautiful dragon he had ever met. Her eyes were like beautiful grass dancing in the breeze, a mix of mint and the farts of Tinkerbell. She was beautiful. She had perfect teeth. It didn't even shock him when she farted— a beautiful fart filled with elegance and the smell of spring.

Me: okay Imma head out—

(Literally every fanfic ever. There's always this perfect dude)

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