WOF fanfics: And then he immediately turned, and saw the most perfect beautiful dragon he had ever met. Her eyes were like beautiful grass dancing in the breeze, a mix of mint and the farts of Tinkerbell. She was beautiful. She had perfect teeth. It didn't even shock him when she farted— a beautiful fart filled with elegance and the smell of spring.
Me: okay Imma head out—
(Literally every fanfic ever. There's always this perfect dude)
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HumorI know why you're here. You got problems or you got a happy life. Either way, you want to laugh! Then this isn't a place for you. All they have is cringing moments of weirdness! Many of them are old jokes; some are from me. PLEASE READ. This book i...