Coral: What do you offer for my daughter?
Riptide: I have a good heart, Your Majesty.
Coral: *rolls eyes* And she doesn't need a freakin heart transplant
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HumorI know why you're here. You got problems or you got a happy life. Either way, you want to laugh! Then this isn't a place for you. All they have is cringing moments of weirdness! Many of them are old jokes; some are from me. PLEASE READ. This book i...
