Special one so my friend forgives me for forgetting which Miya twin is which, also Alvin is a little rat bastard who deserves to burn in the 10th circle of hell for all of eternity.
Now, on the surface, Alvin Seville from the hit 2007 motion picture Alvin and the Chipmunks seems like an innocent, cute, and lovable protagonist from a children's movie. And, without looking deeper, you would be correct. But beneath the mask, we see a much deeper, darker truth about who this creature, neither man nor chipmunk really is. I'm a shallow bastard so we will dissect his physical appearance first. The sickly brown color, paired with a dull red sweatshirt bearing the letter "A" on it, further showing us his narcissism and self-obsession. The douche-y grin that he constantly sports is both annoying and disgusting, due to the yellowing color of his misaligned teeth. People say that eyes are the window to the soul, and in this case, it is incredibly true. Alvin's cold, dead, empty eyes show us how he only manipulates and uses his family, friends, and anyone he can to reach his pathetic goals. In conclusion, Alvin deserves to rot in hell for all of eternity and longer.
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Hate speech against the cat emojis
AdventureThis is honestly just gonna be where I rant about how awful the cat emojis (and maybe other emojis) are so uh if you're into that then come on over ig also if u saw this in the black butler tag check the latest chapter
