This is probably my second least favorite emoji ever so if I use some choice words sorry about that and thank you for reading
This one is a special kind of awful. To put it bluntly, this emoji is the combination of all of the things I despise about the other cat emojis mixed up and somehow made worse. Let's examine this abomination that I have nicknamed the Herpes cat and see why this deserves to rot in the 15th circle of hell for all of eternity. To start, the same mucus yellow fur color from our previous 2 subjects returns, this time somehow getting worse with the addition of disgusting, bloated paws in a vomit yellow color. The gaping, black, never-ending hole that this thing desperately attempts to pass as it's mouth also haunts me late at night when sleep evades me. Now, not passing correctly is something I can painfully relate to, but I actually put effort into it, while this monster of an emoji simply sports an overly stretched oval positioned unnaturally on it's face. The empty, white eyes that I feel greet you at the gates of hell are at an ugly angle, which I assume is supposed to add to the "surprise" in this emoji's face, but once again, it fails, and in a rather pathetic way too. To put it in short, my hatred for this emoji is seething, deep, unending, red-hot and will never cease. Herpes cat is a stain in humanity's history and as I have stated multiple times in this fanfiction(?), the creator needs to have a long stay in a mental hospital.
Why the fuck are people reading this
YOU ARE READING
Hate speech against the cat emojis
AventuraThis is honestly just gonna be where I rant about how awful the cat emojis (and maybe other emojis) are so uh if you're into that then come on over ig also if u saw this in the black butler tag check the latest chapter
