Smirking cat *vomits*

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This one is absolute gonnorhea so if I rant a lot then I'm sorry about that but it's not even half of my hatred for these fucking emojis.


Now, onto the smirking cat. This thing is one of if not the worst emojis ever created. As I stated previously, whoever thought of this deserves a life stay in a mental institution. Now, let us go over what makes this abomination so awful. Once again, we can see that it has the same dead, glassy eyes as our previous subject, the grinning cat emoji, but this time, I believe it is made much worse with the addition of disgusting eyebrows slanted at an unnatural angle. The same sickly yellow color of "fur" that we saw in the smiling cat is back here, and it still looks like hot vomit. Now, to the thing that gives this abomination it's name. The smirk. That shape haunts me at night, the unnatural grin combined with the slanted shapes posing as eyebrows, along with the dead, cold, beady eyes that these emojis sport. The "smirk", if you can even call it that, disturbs me deeply. The contorted black line sticking out unnaturally at an angle rivals Kuroshitsuji 2 in how quickly it disgusts me when I see it.

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