This is just a random list of the rules at Hogwarts :')
1. No student is allowed to ask Professer Flitwick where Snow White is.
2. No student is allowed to ask the Giant Squid to the Yule Ball.
3. Nobody is allowed to sit on Dumbledore's lap, thinking he is Santa, demanding presents. Especially not in June.
4. If a student falls asleep you can not draw the dark mark on their left arm. Even if they are in Slytherin.
5. For the Christmas feast, you can not charm the suits of armour to a rendition of 'the knights of the round table'.
6. You can not call Professer Trelawney a praying mantis.
7. It is a bad idea to tell Professer Snape that he takes himself too seriously.
8. You can not bring a Magic 8 ball to Divination.
9. You can not call the Accio charm 'The Force'.
10. You can not poke Hufflepuff students with spoons.
11. Nobody can feed first years to Fluffy.
12. No student can randomly sing 'we're off to see the wizard' when sent to the headmaster's office.
13. You can not pick your nose with yours, or anybody else's, wand.
14. Slytherin Vs. Gryffindor cage fights are not permitted.
15. Nobody is to tell first years that Professer Snape is 'the voice of God'.
16. No student is to steal the sword of Godric Gryffindor from Professer Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the halls. Not even on halloween.
17. It is not necessary to shout 'BURN!' whenever Professer Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
18. House elves will not be used as bludgers.
19. Everybody is to stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful'.
20.Seamus Finnigan is not after your lucky charms.
21. To "conquer the Earth with flying monkeys." is not a career choice. No matter how powerful you think you may be.
22. It is not necessary to shout "BAM!" every time you apparate.
23. Your wand is not a light saber, therefoe light saber sound effects are not needed.
24. There is no "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."
25. The Weasley twins are not "Bookends."
26. For safety reasons, nobody is allowed to tell Voldemort to "Get a life.".
27. Do not tease the house elves with clothing.
28. No student has a Tom Felton patronus.
29. Spy music is not needed when you are walking the corridors.
30. Stealing Proffesser Flitwick's wand, holding it over your head and laughing as he tries to reach it is unwise and will lead to an automatic detention.
31. Giving Hagrid pokemon cards and convincing him they are real creatures is not allowed.
32. Luna Lovegood is not to be nominated as a Quidditch commentator.
33. Remus Lupin is not to be given a flea collar.
34. Professer Quirrel is not to be reffered to as a terrorist.
35. No student is to knock on Professer Snape's door, at Halloween, and demand candy.
36. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labelled 'FireWhiskey.'
37. Gryffindors and Slytherins are not to be locked in a room together. No bets will be made on who will make it out alive.
38. No matter how good an Australian accent you can do, you can not imitate Steve Irwin in Care of magical Creatures.
39. There is no such spell called 'OMGWTF'.
40. No student is to joke about Professer Lupin's 'time of the month'.
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Thanks for reading...x
