If you haven't seen these then get yo' ass to youtube now!
It probably won't make sense if you read this without watching it but read on if you must =D
btw, language may be used.
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1. Cedric- Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore- What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
2.Quirrel- So you came back?
Voldemort- I came home...
3. Draco- Go Home Terrorist!
4. Draco- They don't even have dances at Pigfarts. All the noise would disturb RumbleRoar's slumbering cubs.
5. Lavender- Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!
6. Dumbledore- Did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrel- Erm, No that was merely a fart.
7. Voldemort- Aw! Now two people are mad at me!
8. Cedric- FIND!
9. Draco- Do we have to fight? I'm tired. Can't we just be death eaters?
10. Draco- Don't kill it! It's Zefron!
Ron- I know he's so charismatic!
11. Dumbledore- I just have been putting anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor and anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and for the other two they can go where the hell they want, I don't really care.
12. Harry- I'm the boy who lived, not died! Gawd!
13. Mrs. Weasley: I came here with the Order of the Pheonix! Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, and your brother Fred.
Ron: Oh great, where are they?
Mrs. Weasley: They're all dead.
14. Ron- No it's not that. It's Hermione! It's just like, I can't get her out of my head. and everytime I look at her I get these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault. That Bitch!
15. Voldemort- I thought killing people would make them like me but no, it only makes them dead.
16. Hermione- This year I plan to study alot.
Ron- That would be cool if you were actually hot.
17. Quirrel- When I rule the world I'll plant flowers.
18. Dumbledore- Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.
19. Draco- You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT about a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it.
20. Harry- WHY DO YOU TRUST SNAPE SO MUCH?
Dumbledore- Because I love him...
21. Dumbledore- Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly lopsided mouth and quit interupting, 20 more points.
22. Dumbledore- WOAH! Granger, thought you were a boggart.
23. Harry- I love all of you guys... Apart from you Draco; I can't fucking stand you.
24. Harry- Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!
25. Dumbledore- What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? We're all in this together!
26. Ron- You guys go barricade the door... you guys go get some snacks; oh shit we barricaded the door.
27. Voldemort- YOU ROLL OVER RIGHT NOW OR I'LL EAT YOUR PILLOW!
28. Goyle- OHH! GOYLE RULES!
29. Snape- Remember a portkey can be any harmless object like a football... or a dolphin.
30. Snape- Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff-
Cedirc- FIND!
Snape- What?
31. Lupin- I'll ignore that you're late, if you ignore that I'm the latest.
32. Neville- That's Bambi's Mom!
33. Umbridge- *strokes axe* Oh no Snape that's crazy. And we can't have crazy people running round the school can we?
34. Dumbledore- Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just as much as he's trying to kill me!
35. Draco- DADDY! YOU'VE COME TO LOVE ME!
36. Snape: That's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What! Say that to my face!
Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!!
37. Voldemort- What? Potter? How many times do I have to kill you?
38. Voldemort- Voldemort out bitches!
39. Snape- Ah! Ginger!
40. Ginny- Oh my Rowling!
41. Snape- Hey Lupin, care for a walk in the moonlight? Haha, Zombies. *runs away*
42. Ron- Redvines: What can't they do?
43. Goyle- Dumbledore's not a fictional character!
44. I have to include Draco's letter :'D
Draco-
Dear Papa,
I am writing to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting it’s return with your signature on it. But, b-but don’t rush, Daddy! Missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you!
Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I’m the most popular boy at school, why, even Harry Potter likes me! I’m also the darling of every classroom and the favourite of every professor who has any sense.
Oh! Oh, most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty! Yes, yes, I admit I was a late bloomer but you can imagine my pride as I strolled into Charms class and said “Oh, hello gents, Professor Flitwick. Sorry for my tardiness, I was just learning how to use the potty!” Oh, how the children laughed with me in celebration. I like making people laugh. I also like the potty.
I know you haven’t done so all year, but you can feel free to write me anytime.
Hugs and butterfly kisses,
your Draco.
Oh, PS – tell Mama to bugger off.
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More quotes from this hilarious piece of art coming soon :'D
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