Ok, well these are some questions I come up with on a day-to-day basis that have me befuddled for the rest of the day :(
1. Are there female leprechauns?
2. Why do people say 'heads up' when you're supposed to duck?
3. When Superman has his costume on does he wear two pairs of underwear (one on top one underneath)?
4. If you were born on February 29th, when is your birthday?
5. Do birds pee?
6. What do you say when somebody accuses you of being in denial when you're not?
7. In some books why do they have blank pages at the end?
8. If the universe is expanding, where is it expanding to?
9. What colour does a smurf feel when it's sad?
10. Why, on a keyboard, is there an up, right and left arrow but no down?
11. Why do donuts have holes?
12. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
13. Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
14. Why is the abbreviation for pound l.b, when there isn't even an l or a b in the word pound?
15. If someone can't see is deaf, and someone who can't hear is deaf, what is someone who can't smell?
16. Why is the phobia of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
17. How do they get those boats inside the glass bottles?
18. If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be tomorrow?
19. If a person owns a bit of land, do they own that land right down to the core of the Earth?
20. What is a male ladybird called?
21. If a bulldog and a shitzu mated would its offspring be called bullshit?
22. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
23. Do geese get people bumps?
24. Who was the first person to look at a cow and go "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out." ?
25. Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
26. Why are boxing rings square?
27. Why do birds have white poop?
28. If you accidentally eat your own tongue what would it taste like?
29. If you try to fail but suceed, which one did you do?
30. Why does Goofy stand up straight while Pluto is on all fours? They're both dogs aren't they?
31. Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
32. What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
33. If there is an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
34. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
35. If quizzes are quizical, what are tests?
36. What would happen if an Irresistable force met an Unmoveable object?
37. When people lose weight, where does it go?
38.If knees were backwards what would chairs look like?
39. How many people thought of the post-it note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot the idea down on?
40. If a turtle has no shell is homeless or naked?
Now, I know I've probably only confused you but please if any of you have the answers to ANY of these questions do not hesitate to inform me of the answer. Wow, that sounded WAY to formal. How's this:
Give me the frickin' answers to these frickin' questions!
That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
I just called myself a donkey. :L
My head hurts so I'm just gonna wait for answers!
Written by,
A very confused chosen one.
