Wilbur: oh my god, you're so annoying. don't say another word.
Tommy: fergalicious.
Wilbur: I said no words.
Tommy: ohhhh I see, two weeks ago while playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
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Techno, sarcastically: wow you got exiled? if only someone had warned you that this government would backfire.
Tommy: Techno, repeat after me.
Tommy:
Techno:
Tommy:
Techno: but you aren't saying anything?
Tommy: exactly, please shut the fuck up.
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Tommy, trying to open a jar: fuck!
Phil, glaring at Wilbur: I wonder where he got that from.
Wilbur: the fucking fridge.
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Wilbur: alright, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.
Tommy: tell me about it.
Wilbur: I murdered Techno last night.
Tommy: I feel you.
Wilbur: now that I have the taste of blood, I can't stop murdering.
Tommy: been there.
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Wilbur: If there're any spirits here tonight, tell me...
Wilbur:
Wilbur: does this sound like Shakira? [does his Shakira impression]
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Wilbur, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Phil: you did WHAT-
Techno: William Snakespeare
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SBI Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThis is just a book of SBI incorrect quotes! Some quotes in the book are from different people/accounts! !Very out of character!