Chapter 2

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Wilbur: oh my god, you're so annoying. don't say another word.

Tommy: fergalicious.

Wilbur: I said no words.

Tommy: ohhhh I see, two weeks ago while playing Scrabble, it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

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Techno, sarcastically: wow you got exiled? if only someone had warned you that this government would backfire.

Tommy: Techno, repeat after me.

Tommy:

Techno:

Tommy:

Techno: but you aren't saying anything?

Tommy: exactly, please shut the fuck up.

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Tommy, trying to open a jar: fuck!

Phil, glaring at Wilbur: I wonder where he got that from.

Wilbur: the fucking fridge.

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Wilbur: alright, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Tommy: tell me about it.

Wilbur: I murdered Techno last night.

Tommy: I feel you.

Wilbur: now that I have the taste of blood, I can't stop murdering.

Tommy: been there.

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Wilbur: If there're any spirits here tonight, tell me...

Wilbur: 

Wilbur: does this sound like Shakira? [does his Shakira impression]

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Wilbur, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Phil: you did WHAT-

Techno: William Snakespeare

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