Wilbur: you were supposed to be here at 7! you always get distracted.
Tommy: what? no I don't, but that reminds me of this one time, when I was 7, I was at the beach and I made a sand castle and I called it "Tommy's Castle"!
Wilbur: . . .
Tommy: true story.
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Tommy: [screaming]
Wilbur: [screaming]
Techno in the background: what are those idiots doing?
Phil: asserting their dominance.
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Phil: why are you smiling?
Tommy, smirking: can't I just be happy?
Techno: Wilbur fell down the stairs.
Phil: . . .
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Tommy: let's say, theoretically, I set fire to someone's house-
Phil: TOMMY! YOU DIDN'T- oh right, you said 'theoretically'... sorry, it's a habit. continue.
Tommy:
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Techno: honestly, I am so badass. so full of darkness and mystery. I feed off the souls of orphans. I strike fear into-
Phil: you sleep with a stuffed pig...
Techno: HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Techno: what are you doing?
Wilbur, awake at 4am, sitting on a table eating ice cream from the tub with a fork: my best.
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SBI Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThis is just a book of SBI incorrect quotes! Some quotes in the book are from different people/accounts! !Very out of character!
