Tommy: am I cool or what?
Techno: what.
Tommy: I said, am I cool or-
Techno: yeah, I heard you.
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Wilbur: *playing out of tune guitar*
Tommy: hey, you take requests?
Wilbur: sure.
Tommy: please stop.
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Wilbur: name a way to be nice to others.
Techno: uhh, don't kill them?
Wilbur: setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Wilbur: sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Tommy: ..... the cow?!
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Phil, arguing with Tommy: look- can't you just try and see this from my perspective for once?!
Tommy, crouching down: I don't see much.
Phil:
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Techno: Tommy, please don't pronounce 'hors d'oeuvres' as 'horse divorce' again.
Tommy: but that's how Tubbo said it's pronounced-
Tommy:
Tommy: wait he said he can't read either.
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SBI Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThis is just a book of SBI incorrect quotes! Some quotes in the book are from different people/accounts! !Very out of character!