Wilbur: you want to explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the house? which was on FIRE?
Techno, covered in ash and holding a potato: not really.
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Tommy: is stabbing someone immoral?
Wilbur: not if they consent to it.
Techno: depends on who you're stabbing.
Phil: YES?!?!
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Phil: that was rude, you have to apologise Tommy!
Tommy: ugh, fine.
Wilbur, looking at Tommy expectantly:
Tommy: unfuck you or whatever.
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Phil: what is the one thing I told you not to do??
Techno: burn the house down.
Phil: and what did you do?
Techno: I made dinner!
Phil:
Techno:
Phil:
Techno: .... and burnt the house down.
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Tommy: can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think!
Techno: don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Tommy: why are you so nice to me?
Techno: huh? what do you mean?
Tommy: well, you're usually meaner to me, but lately you've been so nice to me.
Techno: well, I could stab you with the Orphan Obliterator if that's what you want.
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SBI Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThis is just a book of SBI incorrect quotes! Some quotes in the book are from different people/accounts! !Very out of character!
