Darwin helps Yoshi meet her mother

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Yoshi: I want to meet my mother so badly! Can we go see her so that I can meet her! Please?

Darwin: Sure.

Yoshi: YAY! :D

Darwin: :D

Yoshi: I wonder what she looks like.

Darwin: She's a Joestar.

Yoshi: Wait, were Joestars!?

Darwin: Yeah, didn't you notice the star birthmark on your shoulder?

Yoshi: Huh? I wanna see it, but I can't reach it.

Darwin: Ok, Ill help you.

Yoshi: NO! ILL DO IT MYSELF, I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE TOUCHES ME!

Darwin: "stops time and take his shirt off"

Yoshi: HEY!-

Darwin: Can you see it now?

Yoshi: Yeah- I can see it.

Darwin: "stops time and puts his shirt back on"

Yoshi: Yare yare daze.

Darwin: Yare yare, anyways, let's go see our mother.

Yoshi: It's not a see, it's a meet.

Darwin: Good point, but I already know her.

Yoshi: mk.

Darwin: Don't you remember when our father kicked you out because you don't have a gender?

Yoshi: He was a bad father.

Darwin: He was a bad person. I don't to hear his name again, unless it's said by a family member.

Yoshi: Wait, where is our father?

Darwin: I killed him.

Yoshi: YOU WHAT?!

Darwin: I fought him with the power of heaven, and he lost, but it was tough since he had a power similar to mine.

Yoshi: Wait, Heaven?

Darwin: I ascended to heaven and evolved my stand. It was known as Wanderer: Over Heaven (WD:OH for short).

Yoshi: Oh wow.

Darwin: Weren't we going to my mother's place?

Yoshi: Yeah.

"The drive is 40 minutes total. This is 20 minutes into the drive"

Yoshi: Can't we just fly?

Darwin: Yeah, but we don't use our powers in public too much, so we have to blend in with everyone else.

Yoshi: It's so boring.

Darwin: Oooh, a gas station. We can buy a snack and take a bathroom break if we wanted.

Yoshi: Sure, because I'm bored.

the car: "low gas noises"

Darwin: Not today car "parks in gas spot" . So, what do you want?

Yoshi: I can get out myself.

Darwin: Ill have Wanderer watch over the car. "summons Wanderer" Wanderer, watch the car while I'm gone, Ill call you when I need to.

Wanderer: ora ora o r a o r a (Ok then, yare yare)

Darwin: "grabs a bag of chips and a Sprite Cranberry from the cooler"

Yoshi: "gets a candy bar and a water bottle"

Darwin: Oi Yoshi.

Yoshi: You like Sprite Cranberry?

Darwin: Yeah, it's good. (I never had a sprite cranberry irl ;-;)

"Darwin pays for gas and the stuff he and Yoshi want and he fills the car with gas and he drives off"

"39 minutes into the drive"

Yoshi: "watching YT while eating the candy bar and drinking the water"

Darwin: "smiles" Yare yare daze, we are here.

Yoshi: A MANSION?! :O

Darwin: Yep.

"Darwin and Yoshi get off the car"

Note from me: Before you continue, Jolyne Cujoh is the mother of Darwin and Yoshi. Hope you can understand.

Jolyne: Oh hey son and is that my other son?

Yoshi: Wait you know me?

Jolyne: Of course! I named you after my favorite Super Mario character, which is Yoshi!

Yoshi: :O "hugs Jolyne"

Jolyne: Want a hug too Darwin?

Darwin: Tsk, no.

Jolyne: Please? For your mother.

Darwin: Fine, your still whining after this time, yare yare.

Jolyne: I love you both.

Yoshi: I love you too.

Darwin: Tsk, I love you mother. (Darwin is 100% a tsundere tbh)

The end! I know it can be confusing, but yeah, Jolyne is the mother of Darwin and Yoshi. I hope you guys liked this! Bye! (you are all the poggest of the pogger of the pog).


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