DIO's Discord

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(not actually real because I don't have discord ;-;)

DIO: *wakes up in the sunlight* Ah yes, it feels nice that the essence of my vampiric weakness as faded away, now then, it's time to listen to some music while I prepare my room for my discord call with the boys. *turns on the music*

The music:

DIO: *turns up the volume of the music* Well, I love this song. *finishes preparing his room and sorts his books* *turns on his computer and enters his password, and enters Discord* Well, it seems the boys are waiting for me already, well, let's surprise them. *changes to his "Discord" tone* WHAD UP, B***HES!

Polnareff: Sup DIO.

DIO: Who let this f***ot on my discord server?

Pucci: DIO! It's an honor to be in this Discord call with you, and I was the one who invited him.

DIO: Oh, and hello.

Polnareff: Yes indeed priest.

Darwin: Sup.

DIO: Hello my dear grandson.

Darwin: Hi.

Kyoshi: How are you all doing?

DIO: Pretty good.

Kira: *laughs* How are you f***s doing?

DIO: Good, and you?

Kira: I'm doing just fine, I'm off from work today, so I'm able to join this call with you all.

Polnareff: So, what will we do today?

DIO: I don't know, we could just chill, probably play some ROBLOX and Minecraft.

Kyoshi: Minecraft. Perfection. But we haven't played ROBLOX

DIO: True, we should play that for now, and some Minecraft tomorrow or later.

Magic: WADD UP, THE GOAT HAS JUST ARRIVED!

Darwin: You aren't the G.O.A.T.

Magic: Bruh, why?

Darwin: Because yes.

Magic: Wait aren't we technically related?

Darwin: Yes, you are my brother, or half-brother, just like how Yoshi is.

Magic: Isn't his real name Kyoshi?

Kyoshi: I prefer to be called Yoshi.

DIO: Enough with the family talk, lets actually do something fun for once.

Diavolo: HELLO YOU M****RF***ERS!

Polnareff: DIAVOLO YOU B***H! YOU OWE ME 25 DOLLARS!

Diavolo: And you owe me a cupcake for my daughter, which is only 10 bucks.

Giorno: Sup.

DIO: hello Giorno.

Diavolo: GIORNO GIOVANNA! I WILL TAKE MY SPOT BACK ONE DAY!

Giorno: I highly doubt it.

DIO: Damn

Diavolo: GIORNO GIOVANNA YOU-

Pucci: Chill out, lets all actually do something other than argue for once.

Diavolo: Like what?

Pucci: Idk, play some ROBLOX.

Diavolo: Hmmmmm, sounds like fun, most of us don't have ROBLOX accounts, I think.

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