Valt, Aiger, and Darwin go to McDonalds: Act 1

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Valt: Aiger, wanna go to McDonalds?

Aiger: sure.

Darwin: Well, I'm also going there.

Valt and Aiger: mk

"30 minutes later"

Aiger: I WANT FOOD!

Valt: Aiger, be patient.

Aiger: Why? They take forever!

Valt: At least they make good fast food.

Aiger: True-

Valt: I think a kiss will make you feel better ;)

Aiger: Guess so ;;;;;;;)

Valt and Aiger: "kissing because yes"

Darwin: "sitting like Shadow DIO"

Random guy: 2 boys kissing? Ew.

Darwin: "literally beats the sh- out of this guy"

Valt and Aiger: XDDDDDDDD

Random guy: "gets a gun" GIMME YOUR MONEY!

Darwin: And if I don't?

Random guy: THEN YOU WILL FACE PROBLEMS SIR!

Darwin: It's Darwin, dumbo. "stops time"

Aiger: Wait I can move in TS?

Darwin: For only 2 seconds, sadly.

Aiger: Oh. "helps Darwin beat the life out of the guy a second time"

Darwin: Time shall resume once more.

Random guy: "literally in the McDonalds trash can outside"

Valt: Oh, lol XD

Darwin: Food is here. 

Aiger: YAY! "eats his food"

Valt: Epic. "eats his food"

Darwin: "eats his food"

DIO: Oh hey Darwin.

Darwin: What do you want gramps?

Jotaro: Hey, I'm also here, Jorwin.

Aiger: Wait, so Jorwin is your real name?

Darwin: It's my dammed birth name, and I hate it.

Jotaro: OI, YOUR MOTHER GAVE YOU THAT NAME SINCE YOUR A JOESTAR!

DIO: Tbh, Darwin sounds better.

Jotaro: Tch, I don't care anymore.

DIO: Did you order food without me, DIO?

Darwin: Yeah, and if you want food, go order some.

DIO: Alright, come on Giorno.

Giorno: mk.

Jolyne: Oh hey son. 

Darwin: Oh hey mother. 

Yoshi: Hey bro!

Darwin: Hello!

Darwin and Yoshi: "hugging because yes"

Everyone: "sits and waits for more food"

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