*drops single sheet of paper onto your desk labeled "Straitjacket chapter 23" and collapses into messy heap on floor*
Nezu angrily pinched the bridge of his nose, trying once again to convince the prison's guard to let his problem child out of the sad excuse of a cell he was sitting in. And while said guard was angrily denying access Nezu (while simultaneously insulting his animalistic status) he was very tempted to shove a baguette down his throat. Clearing his throat he calmly walked passed the front desk, hearing the guard say something about "Sending the damn rat back to the zoo" choosing to pliantly ignore him he continued down the hall, chuckling at the guards antics. Swinging the cell key around his finger (read: sausage beans).
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Holy fucking shit.
In a matter of 45 minutes Deku had gone from sitting in a dank, dark cell with an overwhelming urge to drown himself in a toilet to sitting in a sleek car with a insanely smart, slightly deranged stoat sitting in the seat next to him, the divider splitting the car in half had been rolled up, leaving Nezu and Izuku to there own devices. And as soon as they settled in the car Deku nearly self combust from confusion.
Noticing Deku falling apart at the seams Nezu calmly stated, "Calm down Midoriya all of this will make sense soon."
And just as calmly Izuku replied, "What in the ever loving FUCK was that?! I was in JAIL, for fucks sake JAIL and you waltz in there without a care in the world and NOW I have a sinking feeling that I'm being kidnapping for the 2ND time in this shitty life of mine. So EXCUSE the fact that I'm not calm Nezu."
Humming thoughtfully, a devious grin wormed its way onto Nezu's face and he smothered a cackle.
"Midoriya would now be a bad time to say that we are en route to U.A?"
A/N: ...
this chapter is the shittiest thing I've ever had the misfortune of seeing on my screen
for the nerds, the reason Nezu could take Deku out of prison was because he paid the bail, as well as the fact that he could verbally fuck you up seven different ways and leave you rot.
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Straitjacket
FanfictionAizawa and Nezu are trying to get info about the LOV from a patient at a mental hospital. But little do they know, this inmate holds more secrets than they could've imagined.
