redwood

episode 100

"christ, montana! you can't keep killing everyone who steps foot in here!" ray yelled.
"yes i can."
"she can." xavier seconded. cleo sat on the dock, stifling a laugh.
"and you, cleo. i'm disappointed. montana's little partner in crime. what would alex say?" ray threatened.
"hey! that is totally uncalled for!" cleo jumped up.
"so uncalled for, dude." montana yelled.
"whatever. i'm just done cleaning up your mess." ray threw his hands up, storming off the dock. xavier followed him, passing a middle aged man coming towards the girls. he had binoculars and a notepad. montana led cleo off the dock to a tree, where they hid and watched. the girls giggled as he mimicked duck calls. they appeared behind him, each tapping one of his shoulders. he turned around quickly.
"no ducks here." montana said.
"oh." the guy blushed. montana started seducing him.
"wanna stick it in me birthday boy?" she asked, biting her lip, an arm thrown around cleo's shoulders.
"oh god yes." he gasped.
"what about my girl, cleo? how about both of us?" montana asked him. his mouth gaped open as montana grabbed cleo's chin and kissed her. cleo turned her eyes to the man, watching him watch them. montana broke away, pulling a knife from her back pocket and stabbing him brutally in the stomach.
"what a perv." she laughed as he fell to the dock.

"awful."
"so gauche." cleo heard behind them. the girls turned to see helen, midge, and eddie. the boring counselors from the seventies.
"losers!" montana flipped them off, leading cleo off the dock, down a path. they found xavier smoking.
"get another one?" xavier asked.
"you know it." cleo smiled.
"rad!" he high fived the girls. they heard an angry scream.
"here comes cranky pants." xavier sighed, turning to face ray, who was stopping down the path.
"another one! montana! cleo! what did i just say?" ray screamed.
"oh my god, give it a rest! you know, i was like you at first. but doing good gets us nowhere. i f--g saved margaret, and she killed me." xavier sighed.

a woman came barreling down the path, stopping when she saw the group.
"have any of you seen my husband?" she asked.
"oh, no. but is this your newspaper?" ray picked up a random paper.
"you know, this is my friend. brooke thompson. isn't it crazy she's being executed?" ray sniffled.
"she doesn't deserve it." he sighed.
"ray, she killed me! isn't that enough?" montana asked.
"yeah ray, isn't that enough?" xavier asked, creaping up behind the woman.
"wait, you're not dead..." the woman began.
"bye bi-ch." he slit her throat.
"shit!" ray yelled, dropping the paper.

"i can't believe it's real. brooke is gonna be killed." cleo sat on the dock, montana and xavier on either side of her.
"i know." xavier sighed.
"she gutted me from the inside out. i hope she rots." montana blew a bubble with her gum. cleo wanted to rip montana's bottle blonde hair right out of her scalp. even though cleo had been deve states when montana was 'killed', she brought it on herself. and it was infuriating that she was being executed for killing someone out of self defense. cleo stood up and walked off the dock, starting up to the cabins.
"aw, come on cleopatra! i didn't mean it!" montana yelled.
"f- off!" cleo yelled, storming up the girls cabin she had been staying with montana for the past year.