My life is falling apart so let's do this a non toxic pregame oumasai because most of you are terrible at this ship also some nursery rhymes and other stuff I'm to lazy to write
Shuichi: is ouma-kun here he is the only redeeming factor here
Kaito: fucking weirdo shut up
Shuichi: I'm sorry ouma-kun is the only good person here
Miu: listen ouma is mine got it he's been my best friend my entire life
Kokichi: can we not fight
Kaede: I swear to whatever the fuck is in the sky you guys are idiots
Shuichi: OUMA-KUN OMG YOUR SO PRECIOUS AND AMAZING AND PERFECT AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU CANT BE ANY BETTER YOU ARE THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN BEING I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
Kokichi: wait what did you say
Shuichi: NOTHING YOU ADORABLE BEAN
Kokichi: well I read what you said and well
Miu: OH HELL NO
Miu and one other has gone offline
Kaede: and we were so close like this close🤏 that close
Kokichi has come online
Kokichi: as I was going to say I LOVE-
Shuichi: WHO WHO IS IT
Kokichi has gone offline Kokichi has come online
Kokichi: NOTHING NOTHING I LOVE MIU Shuichi: NOOOOOOOO
Kokichi has gone offline Kokichi has come online
Kokichi as I was saying I love you too, Miu took my phone
Shuichi: oh thank god
Kaede: it's been one day and you idiots are already killing each other
Shuichi: it's not that bad akamatsu anyway ouma-kun wanna watch danganronpa
Kokichi: ok
Kokichi and one other have gone offline Shuichi has come online
Shuichi: KOKICHI WAS AT MY DOOR AND HE LOOKED SO CUTE I ALMOST DIED
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Kaede: I have to admit he is kinda cute
Maki: if anyone hurts him they will die he is the most pure soul on this planet
Himiko: hehehe suuuure
Shuichi: do you know something yumeno
Himiko: weeeelll he isn't a virgin that's for sure and I'm his ex
Shuichi: huh????
Miu: WHAT
Himiko: yeah well I mean I still love him but we broke up because he found out he was gay and I was like okay cool go get saihara because it was clear he was into him
Kiibo: makes sense
Himiko: best part is we are still friends
Angie: well that's good how come you never went public
Kaito: probably she was embarrassed of dating that fucking loser hold up someone is at my room
Maki: it's me
Kaito: okay coming sexy NCJDUSNAMXOCJFN
Kaito is offline
Maki: there we go now that is a knocked out dickhead
Shuichi and one other is online
Shuichi: I'm back
Kokichi me too :3
Rantaro: alright it's been about 420 seconds time for me to come in
Kokichi: how did you know it was 420 seconds did you time it
Rantaro: no dumbass I just know these things wait is that saihara OH GOD AAAHHH-
Rantaro has gone offline
Kiibo: great now I have to save the Dumbass I'm in love with
Kiibo deleted one message
Kiibo: great now I have to save a dumbass
Kaede: we all saw that kiibo you ain't slick
Kiibo: he didn't that's all that matters
Kaede: yeah whatever go save your boyfriend
Kiibo: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND Kiibo has gone offline
Shuichi has come online Kokichi has come online
Kokichi: so I decided that I'm not dating shuichi or I'm not ready for a relationship yet
Shuichi: so I'm H O P I N G that I will be able to wait this out
Shuichi pov
"So why did you want to keep this secret" Kokichi asked shumai "it's more fun that way also I'm pretty sure kaito is homophobic so I won't ruin your reputation" I told my darling little grape "okay well I love you shumai" that's right me and nobody else I will keep you safe from everyone "sooo you and himiko huh" I asked him I was genuinely curious himiko was always a bitch "yeah we did love each other then I realized I was gay so I broke it off between us" the small pure boy beside me said "well it's good you didn't deny it" I told him "yeah I guess" he agreed
