Kaede: Jesus it feels like it's been years since anyone has said anything here
Kokichi: Kaede it's been a week since we talked?
Kaito: shut it tiny it did feel longer
Shuichi: it's because summer suuuuucks
Rantaro: I feel like y'alls are just miserable me and kiibs have been hanging out everyday
Tsumugi: EVERYDAY???? 👀👀👀👀
Keebo: open the door shirogane
Tsumugi: I don't think I will actually
Kiibo: fine
Kiibo has gone offline
Tsumugi: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO MY DOOR NOT AGAIN
Tsumugi has gone offline
Kiibo has come online
Kiibo: the amount of junko merch she owns is worrying
Kokichi: am I the only one worried about what's happening
Tenko: probably because you're the only one who cares?
Gonta: you know I'm trying to study so if you could all kindly SHUT UP that would be perfect
Kaede: gonta you know you can turn off notifications right?
Gonta: shit you right
Gonta has gone offline
Himiko: anyone seen my monster?
Kirumi: yeah I threw em out while cleaning because a pyramid of them in the middle of the dorm is practical insanity
Tenko: A PYRAMID??? OF MONSTER? WHY HAVENT I SEEN IT?
Kirumi: she had it up for a week and while I was going out to smoke and they were all empty
Angie: tenko you haven't left your room in a week? I thought we all saw it
Kaito: kirumi did you take my fucking cigarettes too because they went missing
Kirumi: I need them more
Kaito: alright sir yes sir just asking
Ryoma: who has my cat
Shuichi: Kokichi saw it and hasn't stopped petting it
Ryoma: thanks
Maki: I think it's great that we get a little buddy for the whole dorm it's just a little pal and we might see him! What a treat it is
Kokichi: yeah he's a little buddy
Kaito: jeez you two really are just cat crazy huh?
Maki: how could you not be they're just little guys
Kaito: well I'm allergic
Shuichi: sucks to be that weak damn
Kaito: shuichi I'll beat your ass
Kokichi: :)
Kokichi has gone offline
Kaito: do we have rats? I hear something in the ventshahsbdnnsjaj
Kaito has gone offline
Kokichi: yeah no you won't
Shuichi: aww aren't you just the sweetest
Kaede: barf don't y'all have time to be sweet somewhere else?
Miu: you idiots know class is in ten minutes right?
Kaede: IT IS?
Miu: yeah summer break ends today
Everyone has gone offline
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Pregame chatfic because my life is crumbling around me
FanfictionMy life is falling apart so let's do this a non toxic pregame oumasai because most of you are terrible at this ship also some nursery rhymes and other stuff I'm to lazy to write
