Pregame chatfic because my life is crumbling around me

Its the middle of the night you inownwhat that means

UsUaLlY i WoUlD wRiTe ThE nAmEs BuT i WaS tOo LaZy FoR nIcKnAmEs In ThE fIrSt PlAcE

Shuichi: hEy everyone question question over here

Kokichi: yes shuichi

Kaede: yes Dumbass

Maki: kaede don't be rude (maki puffy face)

Kaede: okay fine 100% will 👌👌👌

Maki: THANKS KAEBABE-oops

Kaede: nah it's cool I love you because your an adorable airhead

Maki: what's airhead mean

Kaede: how can you be so threatening and kick the shit out of kaito half the time and the other half your like this

Maki: like what???

Shuichi: precious

Kaito: DICK I WAS TRYING TO GET HER

Maki: do you want another broken nose

Kaito: ...

Kaede: oh come on man

Shuichi: really that's just never thought you of all people maybe kokichi but what's the possibility of that

Kokichi: ...

Shuichi: oh OH- OHHHHHHHHH

Rantaro: luckkky I wish I had an adorable boyfriend

Kiibo: I'll just be in the corner crying 🥲🥲🥲

Shuichi pov

I was walking around with ouma when miu pinned me to the wall what. the. FUCK. Is happening "so shuichi your not to bad looking how about we meet up later" I could practically see the anger in kichis eyes cute some other chick came up to me what the fuck is happening I get I'm hot as hell but usually it's more spread out oh this one is Angie "nah actually me and shuichi have plans later" Angie lied "no you don't now if you two could stop me and shuichi we're gonna hang out together" kokichi piped up thank whatever is in the sky for him "yeah I'm going with ouma~Chan bye" I walked away from them "that was fucking creepy" I told ouma as soon as we left "yeah I was so angry but I'm just not prepared for you know kaito and stuff" my beloved told me with his fixing his sleeves "so masochist huh" I brought up with a sly look "I uuuhh y-yeah okay I admit it but please like I said bully's and other stuff" we walk out to a cafe holding hands and in the front of the line we see a Karen perfect "uHm excuse  me  but I you forgot to put cream in my *insanely long order for no reason*" she used her screech to say to the poor worker "I'm sorry mam I will fill it up right away" the poor worker tried to reason "NO now you have to make a new one for free"  the Karen hissed with venom "I'm sorry mam I can put cream in the drink if you want but I can't make a new one" the worker informed her "fine put cream in the drink" she barked at him poor guy as me and kimchi get our drinks we went to our table holding hands but as we are walking we get stoped "EXCUSE ME but are you two gay or something" the woman asked "yes we are mam so could you please move out the way "UH THAT IS UNHOLY AND WRONG you faggots I can't believe you ew you are disgusting" and with that she walked away I was about to beat the shit out of her but stopped "let's just go to our table ok" the small grape said "okay but only because YOU ARE SO CUTE" one this I did not account for was well when we got our drinks we sat down and apparently they have waiters that get meals here so imagine my surprise when I see KAITO MOMOTA IN A MAID DRESS I quickly took a picture

Shuichi:

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH KAITO OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Kaito: WHERE ARE YOU HOW DID YOU GET THAT

Kaede: OMFG BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Maki: and you thought I would get with you while your working at a maid cafe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shuichi: WAIT MIU HIMIKO TOO HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Tenko: SEND PICS NOW

Shuichi:

Tenko: HIMIKO YOU ARE ROCKING IT

Miu: why are you at a fucking maid cafe with ouma and rantaro works here too asshole AND KOKICHI HERE HAVE THEIR WORK PHOTOS

Shuichi and one other have gone offline

Kokichi pov

OH MY GOD HE HAS A NOSE BLEED I check the chat to see and- those bastards well that dosent matter "shumai are you okay" he took one look at me and passed out okay time to leave I pick him up and decide to walk to my house I lay him on the bed and snuggle next to him this is gonna be reeeeaaaaly difficult to keep a secret and with that I dose off

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