Spencer and Atticus Headcanons

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- Atticus will go around singing vulgar ass lyrics and Spencer just cracks tf up

- It also surprises the team for some reason when they end up in a car with her

- Speaking of which, no one should ever hand her the aux and yet she always ends up with it somehow

- They're also shocked at this woman's lack of shame

- It takes so much to genuinely embarrass her lol

- Sometimes she'll go up to Spencer and aggressively rub her face on him 'because she's itchy' and afterwards he just goes

- "You are an absolute gremlin."

- When Atticus was still going through her "I'm afraid of commitment" phase, she saw Spencer answer a phone call that had a girls name as the contact

- And even though they weren't technically together it still pissed her off

- So she started wearing her brothers old clothes that were WAY to big for her just to spite him

- And Spencer being Spencer could not figure out why the hell she looked so upset or why she was wearing men's clothing

- After he walked past her apartment and it sounded like she was crying, he got her one of those build-a-bear frogs with a note

- "I don't know what I'm sorry for yet. But I'll figure it out. Or you could just tell me. It's probably better if you tell me, this might take a while. -Spencer:)"

- Once she finally told him, he was like

- "Are you serious?:| You know the only calls I get are about my mom, for work, or you, right?"

- They are both lactose intolerant

- They are two bisexuals who have gay face (i would know. i also have gay face lmao. oh and i literally made Atticus up hahaha)

- "People who see us in public probably wonder why in the fuck two homosexuals married each other." - Atticus

- They have a secret handshake

- Atticus usually always carries some time of weapon on her

- And you'll never guess the one day that Spencer was able to convince her that she didn't need it

- Yup

- You guessed it

- The day he got shot in the neck and they ended up in this whole mafia mess

- Atticus takes ritalin for her ADHD

- Just because it's important for her to focus when her job is literally putting permanent ink on people

- But sometimes she feels like it makes her too dull

- Spencer's quick to assure her that "dull" is the last word someone would use to describe her

- I originally had an idea that they would get their initials tattooed on their ring fingers but I simply cannot imagine Spencer Reid ever getting a tattoo

- And now, a new segment called "random song a that remind me of Atticus"

- RAGE: rico nasty

- god save me, but don't drown me out: YUNGBLUD

- Anarchist: YUNGBLUD

- FOR THE LAST TIME: SUICIDEBOY$

- GENOCIDE (pt 4): LIL DARKIE

- Something in the way: Nirvana

- Lithium: Nirvana

- Enter Sandman: Metallica

- Moth into a flame: Metallica

- Monet Issues: Chase Petra

- Sugar Crash: ElyOtto

- Dragula: Rob Zombie

- Jealous: Eyedress

- Angels & Demons: jxdn

- Cupid's chokehold/Breakfast in America: Gym class heroes

- This is home: Cavetown

- Afraid: The Neighbourhood

- Put your records on: Ritt Momney

- Red Roses: lil skies

- Girls need love: Summer Walker

- Off to the races: Lana Del Ray

- Boss: Hott Heads

- I'm just a kid: Simple Plan

- Bad Romance: Lady Gaga

- Teenage Dirtbag: Wheatus

- Suicidal Thoughts: Josh A

- Falling for U: Peachy!

- Better of Dying: Lil Peep

- Suck my blood: Lil Peep

- Medicine: Au/Ra

- Juliet: cavetown

- Waste: BROCKHAMPTON

- Cloud 9: beach bunny

- Dream Boy: beach bunny

- That's all for now:)