Spencer and Atticus Headcanons

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- Every couple of months Atticus sends her dad a letter

- Just to let him know that he's still a piece of shit, she still hates him, and that she'll always be better and more successful than him

- She's very petty

- Obv the smut in the main book is always 🥵 bc it's idealized

- But I feel like realistically

- 25% of their sex life is so funny

- Like Atti's a giggler

- Especially during the day bc her mind wanders

- So Spencer will just hear her trying to hold back little giggles

- And at first he's like

- "🤨🙁"

- But then once she tells him whatever ridiculous thing came up in her mind (that usually has nothing to do with him or the moment) they just end up caught in a laughing fit together

- Also, they're both so clumsy

- So there is no way in hell all of their sex is very much hot and serious

- Speaking of clumsy

- Atticus has to catch Spencer at least three times a day bc he trips over his own feet

- Spencer is already a very passionate father

- Every single ultrasound photo they've gotten gets a frame and put on his desk

- And now, there's just a little sliver of space that isn't occupied by photos or baby books for his files

- For the first like five or six months of pregnancy, Atticus had to carry a 'spit cup' with her everywhere

- She just literally could not handle swallowing her own saliva without feeling disgusted

- Spencer's constantly very worried about her

- Especially if she's getting enough rest/sleep

- He'll call her and be like

- "How are you? Anything new? How are you feeling? Are you tired? Because if you're tired you should try and get some sleep."

- And on the other line she just

- "Spencer. How am I supposed to be able to sleep or rest if you keep calling me?🤨"

- This ones gonna be short but now for a new segment

- Photos of Spencer that have somehow ended up in Atti's phone over the years: