Spencer and Atticus Headcanons

Bonus Content: Part lll

a/n: hiiiiiiiii, welcome back babes. um i promise to update the actual story soon i'm just having too much fun writing these lol. anyway, this is based off of some of the following hc's:

"He got drunk ONE time with the girls and said some very ~interesting~ " (I have contradicted that in the story so many times lol. and also ppl are very concerned whenever Spencer does any type of substance, which like I get, but also 'addicted' is literally in the tile. like what did you expect bestie?)

"No, Reid was not a virgin when they met"

CW: description of sexual acts, intoxication, talk of losing virginity (I made everyone 18+ bc it feels weird writing sexual stuff about teenagers), talks of Atti's past like abuse, and homophobia

this all takes place at a girls night so I'm jsut gonna cut to the chase lmao.

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The girls, with the exception of one Spencer Reid, all sat around Atti's coffee table. And all about 4 shots and the occasional beer in. Which meant that Spencer was drunk off his ass, talk about a lightweight. JJ and Penelope were just a little less drunk than Reid. And Atti and Emily were sat just in between a buzz and a comfortable drunk. Just like normal, they were all dying to know about Spencer and Att's relationship.

"We want to know more!!", Penelope demanded.

"Like what?", this request always confused Atticus since they knew almost everything due to her being an open book.

"What was your guys' first impression when you met?", JJ asked, being the romantic that she is.

"Well--uh, my first thought upon seeing him was 'Oh my God. I am going to rail the fuck out of this bitch.' And then I was like 'No, he looks fragile.'

"Wow. We were on completely different levels."

"Ok, what was yours?"

"Um--when you first caught me staring at you, I thought my head might explode from embarrassment. Then, when you talked to me, all I could think was 'Holy crap, this is definitely the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my 27 years of life.'"

"Really, so you didn't think I was sexy?"

"I never said that. But also, how dare you never tell me any of this. I tell you mine all the time."

"There's plenty of things I haven't told you.", she casually slipped before taking a sip from her drink.

"What?!"

"Yeah. Lost demos that you've never heard of but are definitely about you. Old paintings and or sketches of you. And my personal favorite, a 13-page essay I wrote called '26 reasons that I am totally not in love with my best friend.'"

"Why won't you share your talents with me?"

"Ok, that's a little dramatic. I show you most of the shit I do."

"Ok, as cute as this is. We wanna know the really good stuff.", Emily raised her eyebrows with a slight smirk.

Atticus looked at Spencer, searching for approval, knowing that he's more closed off. He gave her a slight nod, "This motherfucker's horny as hell.", she gestured towards him.

Spencer's faced tinged pink, hearing the giggles coming from the girls around him, "I'm dating a model, ok? I can't help it!"

"Spence, I'm not even a model anymore."

"Shush--yes you are.", he pulled her closer and attacked her face with small kisses.

"How did you even get into modeling anyway?"

"When I went to Stanford, a bunch of my friends and I would drive up to San Francisco to hill bomb--"

"To what?"

"It's just when a bunch of skaters see who can go the fastest to the bottom of the hill without--well..bombing. But a bunch of photographers and shit take pictures for Thrasher and other magazines. And one of the Thrasher photographers happened to catch a photo of me and afterward, she came up to my friends and me and asked me if I would model for them. And I needed cash, so obviously I accepted. So, I started in skater, more alternative magazines but there are definitely some risque photos of 19-year-old me out there."

"Yeah, we need to see those right now."

She muttered a small 'Be right back' before walking to her room to retrieve her box full of old photos, "Alright, Spence, you've already seen most of these. Everyone else, welcome to my past.", she giggled. Atticus passed around a few photos of her skater modeling days, "Yeah, lots of baggy jeans and crewnecks, and fucking bucket hats? Also, beanies, and holy shit why is my hair that short?"

"I like it.", Spencer smiled.

"Baby, you like anything I do."

"Because you're the only person that's actually perfect."

"You're a lot sweeter when you're drunk."

"Excuse me, I was promised sexy photos.", Penelope prompted.

"Patience is a virtue, Ms. Penelope. But here.", she passed around more photos. Some with her in thigh-high stockings, to appear more innocent. And some with her in a suit--minus the shirt, but covered enough where it only exposed some of her cleavage. And one with her laying between a man and another girl underneath a sheet, "Wow. They really used my bisexuality to their advantage."

Spencer picked up one of her in the suit, "I know this one is supposed to attract women--but god damn."

Atti chuckled, "You like that?"

He just nodded with his mouth slightly open, completely entranced by the photo.

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Some time had passed while they bounced between subjects.

"Ok, when was everyone's first kiss?", JJ questioned, "Mine was when I was 15 with my highschool boyfriend, who now that I look back on it was such a jerk."

Emily went next, "I was 16, with John when I lived in Rome. Att?"

"I kissed my best friend when I was 13. I actually wrote a song about kissing her, which, of course, my dad found in my notebook and beat the fuck out of me."

"Ok, I'm going to pretend that wasn't sad because I don't wanna cry. But mine was when I was 19 with Shane.", she rolled her eyes in disgust, "Boy genius?"

"I was 21 and it was with the same person I lost my virginity to.", drunken Spencer was always an oversharer.

"Ok, that we've gotta hear!", Emily laughed.

"Wait, wait. Let me guess first.", Atticus had a devious smile on her face, "Ethan?"

Spencer blushed, his eyes widened, and he pressed his lips together, "How'd you know?!"

"I just had a feeling."

"Wait, was that the guy you went to see in New Orleans on that case, where I met Will?"

"Maybe..."

"Holy shit! You missed the jet for that guy!", Emily was now practically doubled over in a fit of laughter, "Alright, Atti, how'd you lose your v-card?"

"I was hanging out with one of my friend's roommates and all I could think was 'Damn, I wanna kiss her right now.', so I did. One thing led to another and bam! I thought I was a lesbian for so many years after that."

"So you both fucked the same-sex first?"

"Duh, we're gay as hell.", Spencer spoke in utter disbelief.

"Seriously. We just happened to end up with the opposite sex, which is so weird since we both have a heavy preference for the same sex. I don't know--sexuality is a wild thing."

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a/n: I had no clue how to end this and it shows lol. It's 5:30 AM and I have class tomorrow so wish me luck:,)