Spencer and Atticus Headcanons

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- Spencer has a hard time doing the simplest things

- And it makes Atticus laugh to no end

- Like he doesn't know how to cut an onion correctly

- One time he got his arm stuck in a vending machine

- It took Atticus 20 minutes to get him out

- She had never met someone more sex deprived than 27 year old Spencer

- The first time she went to undo his pants he got so excited he accidentally hit her in the face with his belt

- Spencer loves trying to guess what she's going to say before she actually says it

- And like 99% of the time he gets it right

- She finds it so irritating

- Spencer just randomly hugs her from behind while also lifting her bump for like 15 minutes

- Just so she can have a little bit of a break from all the weight

- Atticus is extremely frustrated with maternity clothes because they're all so basic

- So, Penelope makes some maternity clothes for her

- Because it's difficult being an alternative pregnant woman vs all the other middle aged moms

- Spencer's favorite thing is making her happy

- However, he also loves using his ability of knowing all her pet peeves to irritate her

- Once, like two or three years into their relationship, Spencer called her and asked if she was single

- And she was just like

- "😑How am I supposed to respond to that😑 I am so tired of you. You've been in Florida for one day so don't even try the heat stroke crap. I mean for Gods sake, you're from Vegas."

- Spencer had a list of 25 baby names (for each kid) like two months after they found out she was pregnant

- And like 75% of those she had to reject

- Mostly because she refused to name their kids after chemical compounds, scientific or mathematical theories

- No matter where in the country he is, he sends Atticus updates on how big their babies are

- But it's like one of those weird apps that compares the sizes to fruits

- And Garcia helped him install it in his phone of course

- Also, once he knows their ears have developed

- He speaks to them in multiple different languages

- He's determined to make sure these kids are at least trilingual

- And spends like an hour reading to them (yes even over the phone if he's on a case)

- And while most of the time Atticus is crying because of how cute he is, part of her is also like

- "😐Sir, I am tired. Are you done yet?😐"

- And because Spencer is...well—Spencer so he just

- "Ok🤨so, go to sleep then."

- Like I said, most of the time, he's adorable but sometimes he drives her absolutely insane

- Like with the worrying

- Everything she does gives him a heart attack

- Most people are worried about pregnant women not getting enough exercise