that little bugger!: chef

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as soon as that little bugger walked in, those feelings came back. I decided the only way for them to go away was to avoid him as much as possible and belittle him. I was about to throw him my first insult when he started his speech. I don't remember what he said. I was lost in his beautiful black eyes. all I know is after he was done, there were two teams. one had something to do with a fish and the other with a gerbil I think. hey, I'm Chef! I don't need to know these things. it was time for dinner when this scrawny kid with piercings and a stupid looking mohawk insulted my cooking. I wanted to give him a piece of my mind, but then I saw Chris. I couldn't make him think I was a horrible guy, so I let it go.

after we were done filming for the day, Chris asked to talk to me. I was definitely nervous. I had never done this with anyone before. I gathered myself and walked into his trailer. oh boy. it was luxurious and definitely roomy. he was sitting in this super cool massaging chair. "hey, Chef!" I was instantly snapped back into reality
"h-hey Chris. what do you want?" I don't know if you could tell, but I said it pretty mean. I didn't want him to know I was interested.
"um, I just wanted to talk about the first day, if it's alright with you," he said looking sad. I knew I hurt him, but it was for the best.
"if you insist scrawny boy."
"well, Chef, I just want to say..." he trailed off. he looked like he was thinking of what to say. maybe he wants me too I thought. "I just want to say YOUR COOKING IS GROSS AND YOUR FACE IS EVEN WORSE!" there was practically fire behind his eyes. he knew what he did and I wasn't going to back down easily.
"WHATEVER YOU LITTLE BUGGER!!! AT LEAST I HAVE A PURPOSE ON THIS SET. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY A FEW WORDS AND THEN YOUR JOB IS DONE!"
"CORRECTION," he screamed back. "MY JOB IS TO SIT HERE AND LOOK PRETTY, AND I'D SAY I'M DOING A GOOD JOB!"
"WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BEING GOOD AT ANYTHING IS!" and with that, I stormed out. I didn't look back. all I knew was I accomplished my mission. I hurt that little bugger and there was no going back.

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woah chef! what the heck man! why'd he go so far? don't worry, chris has some tricks up his sleeves. also i haven't seen island in a while so i'm trying to be as accurate as i can so oops ok bye see you either later today or tomorrow um i'm sorry for making this book idk man

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