fegelfag pov
I finally arrived in china and was greeted with a shit load if chinese people with pride flags. Then i saw a fat girl with a paper hat get off a plane and run toward me. I almost shit my pants. Then the thing hugged me anf broke my bones.... it was... drich????
"I didnt know you were a girl drich" i said sounding like a non Chinese person. "You dumb fuck" said drich
Himmlers POV
I flew the plane to china and took the long afff way and flew through a Romanian guys house and he got stuck on my windshield. I got horny when i saw the Romanian guy on the wind shield. "Hey gypsy im himmler" i said. Then the romanian fell off and landed in the ocean. Then i spin around many times and drove through some random ass school then landed in china somehow.
As soon as my fat ass left the plane i saw something that made me mad... FEGEL HUGGING DRICH. So i went over and knocked fegel down. "Wait wtf your a girl drich" i asked.
"Yes" drich said giggling. "But im a trans man" said drich. "Mmmm thats still good" said himmler.
No ones fucking POV
The four of them saw a basketball stadium owned by xi jinping cause why the fuck not. They all did what any normal person would do... run into the stadium making train noises.
"CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOOO... lil boys" said karl half whispering.
YOU ARE READING
Drich x himmler x feglein x karl x xi jinping
Non-FictionFour retards a fat indo man name fegelien, a transgender whose actually a girl name drich, a 40 year old with a force feed and honey fetish karl, and Hoi2 fat fag name himmler go to china. Then do it with xi jinping and all that sheeit
