Pensamientos Randoms Curiosidades y Opiniones de Monster Hunter

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GEN 4
Gore Magala: *Rawr* XD / In serious need of dandruff shampoo
Kecha Wacha: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A TRUNK
Molten Tigrex: Has no chill
Najarala: Buggy snake
Nerscylla: FUCKING SPIDERS
Ruby Basarios: Poor camouflage
Seltas: Bug
Seltas Queen: Even bigger bug
Tetsucabra: Boring
Zamtrios: Inflation fetish
Dah’ren Moh’ran: Pillow
Dalamadur: Swole
Oroshi Kirin: Icicles up the ass
Shagaru Magala: I lived bitch
Ash Kecha Wacha: ADHD
Berserk Tetsucabra: Watermelon looking ass
Chaotic Gore Magala: “I’m you but edgier”
Desert Seltas: Sand bug
Desert Seltas Queen: Even bigger sand bug
Raging Brachydios: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Seregios: Pinecone
Shrouded Nerscylla: ARACHNOPHOBIA
Tidal Najarala: STAY STILL FOR 5 SECONDS
Tigerstripe Zamtrios: Bouncy sharq
Gogmazios: Googly Moogly
Shah Dalamadur: Snakes can scream
Astalos: Assalot
Crystalbeard Uragaan: Jay Leno’s bedazzled chin
Deadeye Yian Garuga: Yian Garuga but one eye
Dreadking Rathalos: CUNT
Dreadqueen Rathian: The floor is poison
Drilltusk Tetsucabra: COME ON AND SLAM
Gammoth: Manny from Ice Age
Glavenus: Prepare your asshole
Hellblade Glavenus: Prepare your asshole feat. Michael Bay
Great Maccao: Punchy boi
Grimclaw Tigrex: Constant screaming
Malfestio: I am C O N F U S I O N
Mizutsune: Bubble baby
Redhelm Arzuros: Winnie the Pooh with a bitchin’ mohawk
Silverwind Nargacuga: LITERALLY SATAN
Snowbaron Lagombi: Just a Lagombi
Stonefist Hermitaur: Angry crab
Thunderlord Zinogre: Best deviant
Nakarkos: Adepting through the death laser
Bloodbath Diablos: Personal nightmare
Boltreaver Astalos: Power levels over 9000
Elderfrost Gammoth: Just a Gammoth covered in snow
Nightcloak Malfestio: Lucent Nargacuga did it better
Rustrazor Ceanataur: *watches Glavenus die* It’s free real estate
Soulseer Mizutsune: I’M SO PISSED I COULD BLOW BUBBLES
Ahtal-Ka: NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
Valphalk: Jetpack dragon