Hey y'all so I don't read much smut but apparently everyone hates when Y/n gets pregnant so in this fic, we are fixing that! Y/n is not pro-life in this one, no, Y/n just isn't ready for a baby.
(DISCLAIMER: I don't care if you get an abortion or not, that's completely your choice. Sorry if this fic offends you)
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The day after Y/n got railed by Hisoka, she woke up with a sick feeling in her stomach, she rushed over to the bathroom and threw up in the toilet (because that's totally realistic).
Oh no!
Y/n grabbed a pregnancy test she somehow had in her bathroom and peed on the stick.
The next few minutes were agony as she waited for her results.
Oh no again!
Y/n is pregnant!😱😱😱😱😱
Y/n contemplates telling Hisoka, but she decides against it. Who knows, he would bungee gum her to the wall if she told him.
"Alright! I must go get an abortion!" Y/n says.
She grabs her coat and walks to the abortion clinic where the pro-life motherfuckers were protesting with their fake-ass models of fetuses.
Y/n calls them bakas and then walks into the clinic. They stare at her in shock as she strutted into the fine establishment.
Y/n goes in the room and they chop up the baby and yayyyyyy Y/n is no longer pregnant, and Hisoka doesn't have to know.
Y/n then shoots Hisoka in the head for not wearing protection.
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Remember kids, if you don't want to get pregnant or get an STD, then put some protection on that erection.
Don't ask why I picked Hisoka, I hate that pedo. Anyways stan Reki.
(By the way that was a total lie I read smut like every day because I'm horny)
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