Heyyy bitches I'm back anywho here you go it's what the title says.
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Hi, my name is Y/n, and I'm part of the survey corps.
I'm so good at killing titans and I'm the captain of my own squad.
Oh also I'm a titan shifter but shhhhhh no one can find out or I'm dead oops.
For the most recent mission, I had to team up with *gags* Levi Ackerman.
That short-ass punk. I have to admit he is very good at killing titans but his attitude is so bad that I avoid him.
Also he's a clean freak, he tries to clean everything, even the skid marks in everyone's underwear. So I hide my skid-mark-undies from him so he won't clean them. Me and those skid-mark-undies have been through thick and thin together and I'm not letting my hard work go to waste🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄.
Anywho less on skid marks and more about me, moi, and Levi, and the present tense because we love switching tenses😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀.
Oh no! Y/n fell from a tree and is about to get eaten by a titan!!😱😱😱😱😱😱
But WAIT.
Levi swoops down and saves her!! She blushes profusely and Levi says "You bitch, watch where you're going😐😐😐😐😐😐"
Y/n had butterflies for the rest of the mission.
When the teams got back and there were 10 casualties, Levi called Y/n to his office.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, Heichou🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺?"
Levi looked at Y/n with lust in his eyes. Y/n had to crane her neck to look up at him since she was 4'9.
"Get on your knees, Y/n😡😡😡😡😡😡😡" (idk do people do that in seggs😰😰)
And then they fucked YAYYYYY
Oh idk then both of them like almost died or something.
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Hey bitches I hope you liked my beautiful stereotypical fanfic😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Also I love how the writers make it so Y/n is like 4'9 when like almost everyone is taller than him LMAO
Also fun fact I cried laughing multiple times when writing this... I know it's so bad to laugh at your own jokes😀😀
Also WATCH DORORO 🔫🌝 ITS SO GOOD
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