America and China

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*America and China, just walking*

America: *stumbles slightly*

China: are you ok? did you trip

America: I'm fine, just got another tornado 

China: again? didn't you have one yesterday?

America: yup, this is my 5th one this week

China: its tuesday...

America: Exactly 

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